i'll eat pie if i want to, get high if i want to, sigh if i want to. you'd get high too if it happened to you! la la la la *sigh[i/]
gee thanks Barfy. i am 31 today. yahooo! i got some good presents so far: A French bath kit with soaps and foot lotions, a bottle of J'adore perfume, a Lacoste shirt, $100 cash, roses, a whale tail sterling silver bracelet, and i am going for seafood dinner tonight. Ahi Tuna Sashimi, YUMMMMY! ( i hope she doesnt rear her ugly head. oh well.) Next weekend i am having a party and another dinner. i am getting so fat. but my little French man doesnt seem to mind.
jesus christ you freaks! no Bob, you may not barf in my party, and Lomo, i GIVE the anal, i do not recieve. you should know that by now, i have been here almost 2 years. but it explains Barfy's "slutface" comment. i think she needs to be tied to a radiator and violated repeatedly until the psychotropics she's on have worn off.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: If by "give" you mean "provide the pudding" - then I'm game... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i'll ram hot spikes up yer tail if that's what you're into. or fisting. whatever your pleasure. just so long as you understand my rectum is an exit only orifice. freak.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: my rectum is an exit only orifice. freak.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I could've sworn I saw the 'Right lane only' sign right in front of your bum...
my bum is a mystical magical thing. i can't explain any signs you saw with logical reasoning. it even changes sizes withouy my consent. right now its huge and irritated from the thong string rubbing on it. but enough about my ass. i ate stone crab claws, bacon wrapped scallops, Ahi tuna shashimi, salad, bread, potatoes and martini's. goddamn am i full and tired.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: jesus christ you freaks! no Bob, you may not barf in my party, and Lomo, i GIVE the anal, i do not recieve. you should know that by now, i have been here almost 2 years. but it explains Barfy's "slutface" comment. i think she needs to be tied to a radiator and violated repeatedly until the psychotropics she's on have worn off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just wanna have sex with you. Ya think you could handle that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: i have been here almost 2 years. but it explains Barfy's "slutface" comment. i think she needs to be tied to a radiator and violated repeatedly until the psychotropics she's on have worn off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Slutface was a compliment. I think I need more psychotropics.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: but enough about my ass. i ate stone crab claws, bacon wrapped scallops, Ahi tuna shashimi, salad, bread, potatoes and martini's. goddamn am i full and tired.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, talk about changing shape and size... Just wait until all of that starts making it's way out...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: I just wanna have sex with you. Ya think you could handle that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> okay, you win the booty.
