It's Christmas Soon!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Smokey McPot, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    What is everyone getting from Satan this year?

    Did I say Satan? I meant Santa.
     
    Smokey McPot, Nov 11, 2002
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  2. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    I want a 'Check Ur Own Stools' gift pack.

    For many years now the only way I've been able to monitor my drug and alcohol intake was by plucking my fresh turds from the u-bend and picking it to pieces to ensure that I had a regular 'break down' pattern and consistent 'ring and strata' formations...

    Thanks to Ronco I don't have to do that anymore, it's all so simple! Available from Toys 'R' Us and other reputable outlets. RRP £4.99
     
    Tojo Burbage, Nov 11, 2002
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  3. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i want my own masturbation kit, consisting of:

    * a latex, one-size-fits-all glove
    * a lemony fresh towel
    * a keyboard drape
    * a dirty picture
    * a 20% off you next mk coupon
     
    Disorder, Nov 11, 2002
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  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Jesus christ shut up Bob you miserable fuckin cunt!
     
    unlimited-time, Nov 11, 2002
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  5. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Pervert:
    What is everyone getting from Satan this year?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    same as last year.. sfa *sniff*
    christmas moi arse bah humbug! fucking comercialised tripefest mumble complain whine
     
    Psycho Bob, Nov 11, 2002
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