It's all about ME today, assholes!!!!!

Even thought it itsn't until Tuesday, I am doing all of the celebrating tonight for my big 30. First, a visit to UPenn's museum, then a huge meal at my favorite restaurant (an Austrian one, surprise...), and then out to a club to do lots and lots of boozing.

Here is where I will be tonight, so if by some outside chance you chose this weekend to hunt me down and kill me, try there.

Otherwise, call me at 610.931.2089 and leave a message with your bank account number (and don't forget the routing number) so I can siphon all of your funds and go on a spending spree...

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Oh yeah, my friend LauraFe is celebrating her B-Day, too. I will be occupied with my missus, so if you wanted to cop a feel, try her.
(Althought she will probably beat the shit out of any of you....)

 

Well, Happy Birthday Ulfer. Big 3-OH eh? I remember 30.................(ok...not really).....

Enjoy your celebration!

 

I already told you happy bday in your LJ so you can just piss off now...

 

Desperation has no limits.

 

yeah UE. quit trying to milk it.
pshaw, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

if you lived closer I'd pull that long blonde hair of yours but good!

 

I thought he was talking about Schmed.............................

:shock:

 

perhaps you should leave the thinking to those who are capable of doing so, , but i am proud of you... it was a good effort..for you...

 

Awwwwwww......(pats Schmed on the head)........you're so cute with those attempts at snippiness. Now go back to your room, and clean the grease and feces from your game boy.

 

BAM!!!! Kaptain Shitzo strikes again.

 

Yes , once again we are treated to a healthy dose of his witty, but ever so intelligent retorts.

 

Couldn't think of anything better, eh?
:roll:

 

stop fighting kids and check out these hot bitches
http://pettipond.com/parlor2.htm

 

Yes, and anyway...what are you pair on about, Schmed,UT? Everyone knows that the Shitzock rocks!

 

errr...

*Tries to remember why i originally came into this thread, whilst feeling disconcerted by the bulgey eyed, purse lipped stares coming from Ulfur's direction* :?

 

Nursey. as much as everyone is my niggah, you are the most beautiful woman here.

Hence, my pursed stare.

 

Ulfur you are my rock n roll niggah and a beeottcchhhh so fuck you and piss offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

*plays Abbot and Costello routine back in mind*

Carry on... Who's on first?

 

Goddamn... :shock:

 

*Pouts most fullsomely and gazes dreamily into the night before gliding off to the veranda to sing sweet soliloquys in the silver moonlight before the ambience is shattered by the horrifying, yet pitiful appearance of Kaptain Shitsock, the desperately insecure forum cling-on, wearing nothing but a shimmery, translucent bodystocking and cowboy boots - swivelling his hips and flicking his tongue at Ulfur*