Harlan I would like to express my feelings for you. I wrote you a poem, Here it goes - LOVE Love is the color of red. Love smells like roast beef and cheddar. Love tastes like reindeer sausage. Love is hot and sweaty, kind of like when a man does it with a plastic woman. Love is cheap and has one tooth. Love like between a hillbilly and his sister Mary Lou. I love you Harlan. I want to make you babies. Little Harlan Jr.s ------------------ I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno(since I don't get none unless I force it)
