...and I'm drunk as a sailor on shore leave. Today sucked ass. I couldn't make it to VA to see my grandmama cause my car key is missing. She's not long for this world. I haven't slept since Wednesday so I'm also hallucinating. Work can drag ya down, but in the end its worth it I suppose. I went to the mall drunk as hell and rubbed some girls titties cause her high beams were on. She shoved me and slapped my face.... but from her facial expression I could tell it was only done because she was defending her "honor". The little slut loved every second of it. I know it. I didn't try again cause I was too tired and didn't feel like getting slapped again. What the fuck am I talking about? Fuck. I'm too drunk for this shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Pissed: ...and I'm drunk as a sailor on shore leave. Today sucked ass. I couldn't make it to VA to see my grandmama cause my car key is missing. She's not long for this world. I haven't slept since Wednesday so I'm also hallucinating. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sorry to hear about your grandma. Hallucinating isn't any fun... I don't care what people say.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Hallucinating isn't any fun... I don't care what people say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A hippy that doesn't like hallucinating? What is the world coming to?
Like, no way man... Hallucinating isn't groovy experience for me. You got me paranoid, BTW, so I tool this quiz and scored a 10. 'I am the establishment.'
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: You got me paranoid, BTW<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just messing.
I got -207... (I lied about the voting part...I was way too young to vote). I was really worried about the long hair questions doing me in...thank God for Reagan!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Hallucinating isn't any fun... I don't care what people say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I saw a tree turn into a dinosaur one time and that was pretty fucking entertaining.
one time i saw some shadows from the trees reflected on the water turn into mickey mouse. there is a slight possibility that i had my birkenstocks on that night.
Well FUCK!! I got a 27. I think I'll go slit my hippy fuckin' wrists now... I've actually lived on 3 communes, not because I'm a hippy, but because my friends parents are hippies and they grow some killer fuckin' weed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: there is a slight possibility that i had my birkenstocks on that night.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I didn't have any birkenstocks on,but their was 3 hits of acid running through my noodle.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I'm a vegetarian and I own a lava lamp. Hence my score...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm a vagatarian, and I own 6 lava lamps... wanna fuck?
