It's 6pm here

... and I'm just back from lunch. Hic!

Did you miss me?

 

I jacked off inthe shower tonight

 

I take it that's a 'yes'. :shock:

 

That wasn't the shower asshole.

 

Shower, closet above schmed's room, what's the difference?

 

For the 10,000th time? Is that why you needed to tell us?

 

I'm at 9,500. I should be at 10,000 by next Saturday. I'll alert you when I reach this milestone.

 

I am guessing that the shower drain is sealed shut by now.. that or you have roto rooter on speed dial....

 

Yeah, it's clogged, and the shower is pretty slippery. Perhaps I should call Roto-rooter.

 

Naw, don't do that, they laugh at you like the fleshlight does. Get the time life books. YES SCHMED THATS WHY I SHOPLIFTED THOSE

 

In Australia "root" means to fuck. Giving this post extra laff value.

 

Which reminds me of the commercial here out west where Stuart Anderson (of 'Black Angus' restaurant fame) sponsers a nursing home facility that goes by the acronym S.H.A.G. (Senior Housing Assistance Group)

I can only imagine some poor fucker, newly arrived from Europe sitting in some Hotel room watching American T.V. only to have old Stuart proclaim "Call S.H.A.G. now! You'll be glad you did!"