it was bin laden that fuckin bastard...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
yeah that would b good i have no idea what u r talking about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok.. explanation in words of 1 or 2 syllables...

bangkok hooker = whore, whore suck cock... cock make cum... too much cock in mouth = too much cum in mouth.... mouth fill with cum, cum run from nose...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Plaintively wheedled by sparky69:
(do you need it explained to you?)
yeah that would b good i have no idea what u r talking about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Okay, here goes:

See, there's this city in Thailand called Bangkok, which became for U.S. servicemen overseas in Vietnam notorious for its sex trade - which flourishes to this day.

So there's all these hookers, right? And you know what they do, and what their customers do with them, I hope (even if by 3rd party anecdote). This is the setup to the joke....here it comes...are you ready?

The joke is, these Bangkok hookers are getting fucked so much by so many that they become literally filled up with their johns' ejaculate, like a hollow vessel - the overflow of which seeps out their noses.

Now, we know that such a thing is impossible, and that any such nasal seepage can be only plain ol' mucus, not semen. But for the sake of the laugh, we temporarily suspend disbelief and grant artistic license to the conceit of the joke. Add in recognition of the kernel of truth - that Bangkok boom-boom girls are world-class fuckers - and voila! Joke!

Now that I've just taught you how to fish, its incumbent on you to go catch your own in the future. <---This is what's called a metaphor

 

you and your big words emetic

 

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

Actually.... semen can slip out through the nose. You ever given a girl an angry dragon? Let's just say that anything you put in your mouth has the potential to come out your nose.

 

oh my

 

shit! does that mean i gotta watch out for sweetcorn projectiles when i eat?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Actually.... semen can slip out through the nose. You ever given a girl an angry dragon? Let's just say that anything you put in your mouth has the potential to come out your nose.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that is just plain nasty so take your nose, your semen and your girl and have a good time. but make sure that u r no where near civilization.

 

Did I do you wrong in a past life, Sparky? Oh who cares. I'll just add you to the list of fucking morons for me to embarass on a regular basis. Let's see what the list looks like now....

PinkyBrownEye - Shitstain on society
Mike Williams - Retard
Richard Cranium - Pollock with a half-brain
Snoodles - Fag who likes to wrap his foreskin round dicks.
Sparky69 - All of the above

I think that's about it. Fuck you very much.

 

you betcha, very clever you know i think you should write fortune cookies because of your way with words.

 

ps what is this 8===D
do you like penises do you like to stroke them slowly wrap your lips around them and sucking on them.
i think you do have fun
sweet dreams

 

Actually.... I was trying to honor you by displaying your penis in the forums. Drawn to the Actual size and everything! I thought you would have been grateful to me.

 

Spazzy69 is a harmless cute retard,whereas PinkNotBrowis a bit of a dangerous,moronic retard,who,for example,feels it is necessary to point out

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Actually.... I was trying to honor you by displaying your penis in the forums. Drawn to the Actual size and everything! I thought you would have been grateful to me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

FUCK YOU i am way bigger that you can even imagine yours ever being. so u can take your little 4 inch, sitck it in your own ass hole and fuck yourself.

ps nusrey, thanks but did u have to say the retard part LOL

 

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Oh! Damn! You survived! Now I know there is NO God... And you STILL love me then Chedderknob? Calling me a shitstain, I told you before... Flattery will get you nowhere!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69:
FUCK YOU i am way bigger that you can even imagine yours ever being. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See what I mean Fugly? We realy do need that 'Am I Stacked or Not?' section.

 

what is that?

 

it means 'have you got a big dick' moron, but seeing as you didn't know that you'll probably be a the bottom of the list

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
it means 'have you got a big dick' moron, but seeing as you didn't know that you'll probably be a the bottom of the list<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i got that but what does that have to do with a "section." do you mean on this web site or what and where would it be on a forum. you know what every guy is going to say... it would be interesting to see what the girls say though. you probably should do that.

I bet that I am bigger than you.

 

in that case i will shark all your money