Doctor's office that doesn't allow children on the premises? I swear, I've been sitting in here for an hour now, as this little bastard kid runs around, talking loud (continuously), beats on the wall, and as usual, the mom doesn't even seem to notice. I'm afraid to get up to stretch for fear of someone stealing my seat (it's the farthest one from the little prick.)
Offer him candy, get him to sit in your lap, and ask him if he like gladiator movies. Maybe that'll get Mom's attention.
My spanish isn't that good... All I could tell him is "¿Te quiero dolor de juevos? Besides, the little bastard is gone now. I still fucking hate waiting rooms, though.
Kids behave better in smaller towns? I can't live in a town where everything closes at midnight, though...
Maybe you should quit going to a pediatrist and get a real doctor. I hear dan is taking new patients, but only for prostate exams....
If he can see my lungs through the opening of my anus, I'd be impressed. And lawsuit-happy, too. Nauseous - I almost posted "9:00" as the time earlier, but I thought I'd give the grocery/mass retailers some credit. I couldn't live like that. I need the anonymity that a large city affords. Otherwise it's constantly running into people you know and having to banter with people you wouldn't normally associate with if you weren't getting paid at the time. Of course, this happens in a large-city setting, but less frequently. But, seriously... Fuck all that 9 o'clock bullshit.
