if you're not wearing pants, no, no there is not, giant boner while doing so...a perfect sunday trifecta is complete. **bonus points if you do it while the collection plate is resting ohh so comfortably on your hard on**
Jesus is lighting a prayer candle for both of you. They are $3.95 each, or 3 for $10.00. Send cash, no checks accepted. Barry
Should I send cash and a self addressed stamped envelope to medivet ministries? Knowing my luck the candles will be half burned with no wick to "WARD OF THE DEMONS OF THAT THERE INTRANET"
MEDIVET MINISTRIES I am now an ordained minister. So anyone who wants to send contributions, let me know, and I will establish a new paypal account in my church's name. All donations go to me, and I will spend it accordingly. No monies to go to the DA as they were paid due to some truly caring people, and then money was sent to my local food bank and given to other individuals in need, including someone I knew who needed to keep their gas on, but the local charity was low of funds for that purpose that quarter, so I helped out. I can even perform marriages legally in this state now, no shit! :lol: If anyone wants to become an ordained minister it is as easy as this: http://www.nettally.com/hasmith/ulc/ordain3.html (by the way, this is another thing entirely from the UU church, just so you know)
When I say pay it forward I meant it. Everything else is a joke..unless you do want to send money, in which case, I will save it up for a trip to Dayton Ohio this summer, which I will be going to anyways, but it will make it more fun if I have more money... But in all seirousness, although on a 'fixed' income, I don't need money, as that was a one time occurance, and I can manage just fine, ty anyways.
I wish I could live my life like a second rate version of a movie, hopefully you'll take my advice and drive into the "GREAT GASOLINE TANKER OF OHIO" although it might be a funnier ending if you and your daughter were stabbed with HIV infected needles while trying to score crack together on your fabulous summer vacation in Dayton......Ohio....of all places. Piece de resistance you die in each other arms, after commiting a series of mother and daughter bestality flicks staring the champions of the Kentucky Derby...if it's beastilality it's gotta be Kentucky. I hope to be able one day to see this movie on big screen, enjoy my popcorn and think that was the best 10 bucks I ever spent. Have a great trip!! Your Pal, Checkmate
