Yes, it's that time of year again... Time for Kelly to file her taxes and get fucked in the ass by the IRS. I hate this country. I work 40/hrs a week. I live alone... paycheck to paycheck and still barely make ends meet. I don't even claim my fucking self as an exemption. I have NEVER been on any type of government aid, nor have my parents and what do I have to show for it? 31.00 fucking dollars They take almost 2 grand of my earnings (federal, alone) and I get a measly fucking 30 bucks. I can't even buy a decent 4 grams of weed with that money. Am I an idiot? Am I doing something wrong here? What the fuck is the deal? Telefile, my ass. At least if I ever go to jail, I can get some of my money back, huh? I'm giving my tax return to the humane society this year. At least they can feed their animals for ONE day with it...
quit your job, get Medicaid and go on welfare. you can get some of your taxes back that way. or maybe you can even get some SSI disability if you're sick enough.
But I hate welfare people, Rat. I have too much pride to pay with foodstamps. I think I would feel better blowing up a federal building. Maybe I should harbor terrorists or something... Where can I find one of those loopholes to jump into? You know, fuck it. Money is evil anyway. It's only paper and I'll get more at the end of the week. I was just destined to be poor. 0.00% APR for 6 months, no annual fee, free plastic money here I come! :cry:
I'm not surprised you are able to save about 2700 bucks. I mean, it's not like your spending it on furniture or a housekeeper... :wink:
get one of those chainsaw hands and claim it as a prosthesis on your taxes. then take your groovy new hand and go to work on some gov't buildings.
IMC, I don't have a housekeep. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Lomo, I don't smoke weed, but if I did, I would be getting ripped off. It's not like it is down south... But I can get you a really good deal on a lump of coal.
