: Investment Advice >If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would >now be worth $49.00. > >With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. > >With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. > >If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one >year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent >deposit, you would have $214.00. > >Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and >recycle.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orange Guppy: You are a good businessman.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, cause he came up with that advice...
Ten cents a can! Clearly GAS lives in Michigan! The only place on Earth that supports the environment with a huge ten-cent can recycling incentive, but has no public transportation to speak of. Of course, finding a store that will take the cans back without giving you a half an hour worth of shit first is another problem...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond: Ten cents a can! Clearly GAS lives in Michigan! The only place on Earth that supports the environment with a huge ten-cent can recycling incentive, but has no public transportation to speak of. Of course, finding a store that will take the cans back without giving you a half an hour worth of shit first is another problem...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That reminds me of that episode of Sienfeld where Newman and Kramer take the mail truck with the cans up to Michigan
