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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by maniac164, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    oh hai,this is me.i keep a jagermeister bottle under my bed and i use an empty jack daniel's bottle to save my coins. i have a collection of beer bottle cap which i use them as puzzle pieces to draw a vagina.i live in my own room which proves i have a life unlike some people that still living in their mom's basement. wednesday is my favourite day because it is the day when the maid comes to clean my room and she does some personal extra work (she looks like bardot but taller and cutier).
    feel free to contact me for further information!
     
  2. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Etc etc your face etc etc
    *yawn*
     
  3. Russian Derrick

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    Sorry .
    Tell me more Lame-iac162
    You fascinating cock-gobbling weasel muffin.

    And know all rise for the national anthem
    "Oh say can you see , by the dawns early light ,oh canada oh canada , hit me baby one more time"
     
  4. maniac164

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    who's "lame-iac 162"? ... your elementary school has indeed a nice national anthem.
     
  5. Russian Derrick

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    I thought you were ?
    ...Erm .. Itchy-ballsack 187 ?
    .....Erm...... Sweaty bum crack 196 ?
    ....... Give me a moment I'll think of one...
    Hmm...
    Sack..
    Mac..
    Track..
    Whack..
    Shack...
    Pack.....,,,,,,,,,,,,nope............
    -------bollocks looks like you win----------
     
  6. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Gay-lumberjack 774 ?
     
  7. Russian Derrick

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    I'm only joking backsack&crack321 , pleased to meet you man.
     
  8. maniac164

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    "backsack&crack321" that's a hell of a name!...must meet the badass!
     
  9. Russian Derrick

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    Not sure I understand where your coming from with that one ,to be honest
    But....yeah ?......I agree ?
     
  10. maniac164

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    i dunno it was you that named "backsack&crack321" ... so you might understand.
     
  11. ghostman

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    u terd regurgitating anal fiddler,go see mr okecheckowunga backungadecnhade an buy sum lucozade to drink through ya eyeballs an piss it onto a yanky doodle doooooo da
     
  12. maniac164

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    speak english,please.
     
  13. Russian Derrick

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    I can see your trying to express something Fanycrack007 , its just I'm not sure you've really focused enough.
    Its nice that your trying though , thanks.
     
  14. Russian Derrick

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    Shall .... we .... all .... speak .... a .... bit..... slower ...... too ?
    Listen ..... close ..... selma...... hiyak ..... your..... a ..... ninny ..... nanny ...... noo...... and .... you ...... smell .... off ...... poo ....
    Nyes ..... you ..... doooo ..
    Plop.......plop........plop.........
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2012
  15. ghostman

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    fanny crack007! yes russian d that made me laugh too hard ahahahah!!!! listen up nerdinator111 u dont ever be silly to tell an english man to speak english u swine! oh bloody hell dont make me get oldschool!! u batternburg battyterd fannycrack007 kid.u even started puberty yet lol?
     
  16. maniac164

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    lmao i sense madness in here by ghostman and russian derrick ... or if they are not the same person... *rollseyes*
     
  17. selvadoor

    selvadoor New Member

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    hi i am selva door i am new here
     
  18. ghostman

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    hey salvadoooor.cn u tell maniac 167 that he is now to b called fannycrack007 as russian d suggested,he has down syndrome so please dnt be cruel to him,he is trying to complete his scouts class an enter into green peace..
     
  19. Russian Derrick

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    Your honest opinion is worthless
    And the only senses you may have are just your senses of failure , inadequacy , and repressed homo erotic urges manifested in the ill conceived notion that you have anything worthwhile to contribute to humanity , my gormless paranoid delusional pal .
    Feel free to continue rolling your eyes and may I suggest also constantly dribbling saliva out of your slack open mouth to complete the village idiot look perfectly.
     
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2012
  20. Russian Derrick

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    Yo Gosty , fannycrack 007 thinks I'm you , what a complete fuckwit eh ?
    Blimey that guys got shit brains.
     

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