interesting things in loved one's orifice

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Psycho Bob, Nov 18, 2000.

  1. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    during an educational session with the mrs i managed a can and a half of pringles (200gram) up her arse (without the aid of lubrication) she seemed to enjoy it, anyone have further suggestions??

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  2. Dwaine Scum

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    may I suggest a lovly summer sausage? say 10 pounds? or a nicely polished aluminum baseball bat
     
  3. Psycho Bob

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    crackin ideas but i'd have to sandpaper the bat; i likes a bit of resistance thats why i superglue staples to my knob

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  4. Psycho Bob

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    whats a picture of a vending machine gotta do with anything?

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  5. Psycho Bob

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    reaches for luke-warm bud.......
     
  6. Psycho Bob

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    cant help it im a piss-head


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  7. Dwaine Scum

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    my beer have a hair in it!!! what the fuck?
     
  8. Psycho Bob

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    did u use the paintented 6 year olds knickers to filter your beverage 1st tho?

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  9. Dwaine Scum

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    damnit, I knew I forgot something
     
  10. Psycho Bob

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    assists with hair free beer consumption

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  11. Anti-Thesis

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    Ever try 5 penis wine?

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  12. Dwaine Scum

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    no but I think they make that in prison
     
  13. Psycho Bob

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    pay for pubic hairs??? im thinking of the large cash cache i have tied up in thos knickers

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  14. Psycho Bob

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    and its back to the top with this gem...btw the straining panties are avalible from me for a limited time only for the bargin price of $30 plus tax*


    * at the current rate of exchange tax is currently charged @ $857

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  15. Clydie Scope

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    Ever tried mashing a banana into her???

    Once you filled her up... give your member the time of his life & shove him in for a quick wade around

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  16. CumChugger

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    Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!!

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  17. 404

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CumChugger:
    Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!! :eek:

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    FUCK I was going to use that "my moms' cunt" as where I was from :(
     

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