Insult contest - loser gets Nursey.

Ladies before Gentlemen Pimp, so you get to go first.

 

Dang it. Wrong forum.

Who cares. This place is a joke anyway.

 

good day good sir!

i must say that this is one instance where i will be delighted to be on the losing side

so mr. swopes.. let me congratulate you on the lustrous red sheen and manly well fed girth of your beer augmented torso.. it is looking remarkably berry-like this fine day and i'm sure you're sending the middle-aged contingent of your neighbourhood wild as you water your lawn while surrupticiously keeping a keen eye out for ferns

i salute you!

 

The winner gets a drunken Bugs slobbering all over their cock. Every 6-8 months.

 

Quit pretending like you know us.

 

Of course. I only what you've told us!

 

I win, but I only want her until the doctor pussy train starts coming around the bin.

 

So, this is like the 'last one to post' thread only the last person gets to throw a hissy fit, fab.

Lets just say I'm not prejudiced or biased or anything, I fucking hate you all equally you filthy cock-holes :-*

 

I knew you had to be good at something. I guess we finally found your niche.

 

making old people feel good about themselves? yes i've become quite accomplished

 

AGGGGGHHHH!!! I'm now down 2-0. Did I lose yet?

 

well mr barry sir if you are that chock full of insecurity that you take my comments as insults then i have to let you win to preserve your fragile ego...

 

3-0

I quit.

 

Is she nekked?

 

Only while Pimp is away.