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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by coulrophobe, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. coulrophobe

    coulrophobe New Member

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    how many is it safe to get at once? the reason being, i went to the doc the other day and the nurse ended up giving me three. influenza, pnemonia, and tetnus. now, heaven forbid i question the omniscient medical system, but doesn't it seem like that's a little overboard? all i know is, i don't feel all that well right now.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA... you're gonna be sick for xmas!!!!.. HAHAHAHAHA
     
  3. joeker

    joeker New Member

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    Who the hell gets a vaccination for Pneumonia? Never heard of that....you must really be unhealthy.


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    how many is it safe to get at once? the reason being, i went to the doc the other day and the nurse ended up giving me three. influenza, pnemonia, and tetnus. now, heaven forbid i question the omniscient medical system, but doesn't it seem like that's a little overboard? all i know is, i don't feel all that well right now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  4. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    Nah thats nothing I saw guys in the Navy get 6 shots at one time, three in each arm.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have Pneumonia, the doctor told me it was becuase of the car wreck i was in.... i just nodded my head, and asked him to perscribe me something for pain..
     
  6. Lomotil

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    You're not HIV-positive, are ya coul?
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    ...? all i know is, i don't feel all that well right now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's your antibodies developing in your body, you'll feel shit for a few weeks.

    Enjoy your turkey!
     
  8. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    Enjoy your turkey! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dont these cunts eat that digusting bird on "Thanksgiving Day" whatever the fuck that is?
     
  9. rossco27

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    Dont these cunts eat that digusting bird on "Thanksgiving Day" whatever the fuck that is?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    think they meant on crimbo..not thanksgiving...and yes, they do. gobble gobble
     
  10. coulrophobe

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    nah, no AIDS victim here. but check this! i've been in the marines the past 6 years, so i've gotten shots EVERY one of them, including the wonderful anthrax and small pox vaccines as well as japanese encephalitus. now i KNOW that i've been up to date on my shots the whole time. but they always seem to loose my records. a tet shot is good for 10 years, and a pnemonia for 6. well, i think i've gotten around 3 of them since i've been in. which probablly explains why i'm already feeling better after the shots.
     
  11. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I got ya all beat. Two weeks ago I caught Strep Throat. It took 5 days to beat that shit. Last week.... I caught that flu thats been killing people. What the fuck is in store for me this week? Ebola?
     
  12. coulrophobe

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    i would invest heavily in life insurance if i was you....your family will thank you.
     
  13. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    nah, no AIDS victim here. but check this! i've been in the marines the past 6 years...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn, I almost want to quote you and make that my new signature...
     
  14. Dr.Roboto

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I got ya all beat. Two weeks ago I caught Strep Throat. It took 5 days to beat that shit. Last week.... I caught that flu thats been killing people. What the fuck is in store for me this week? Ebola?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    botchulism 3 for $.99, .89 with your members card.
     
  15. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    Damn, I almost want to quote you and make that my new signature...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If only he'd have said "Navy" instead of "Marines".....that would have been priceless!
     
  16. coulrophobe

    coulrophobe New Member

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    man, i really need to start paying attention to what i write.
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    man, i really need to start paying attention to what i write.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL!
     

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