up until recently i have accepted the lie back and take it sex life, but want it no more, ive met a new bloke who is far more experienced, i really wanna be a dirty whore but not to sure where to start. ive read some of the posts and know that this is the best place to find out what he would like as i know that he is normally a very dirty bastard. i am a student i need to be taught
Judging by your stupid e-mail address I think you are full of shit. On the other hand if you are for real and need some good sex advice buy some ribbed condoms and make him wear em inside out (squirt a little toothpaste in first). If he wants you to swallow you may as well do it, it's real good for you, full of vitamins and shit. Oh and while I think on, let him kick your back door in, that is a must in all meaningful relationships.
I am being serious, my bloke introduced me to this site and is well known on it, im not great on computers so thought by just making up an e-mail addy he wudnt know it was me, but alas he knows. Thinking that u guys have the same line of thought u mite be able to help. He knows more or less anything and everything when it comes to sex, just wanted to try and find sumin to surprise him seein that im not as experienced
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: weird..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> weird... Holy God, most precious lamb of God, This child is crying out for help and deliverance. Lord I intercede on her(his) behalf. I bind this sexual oppressor and cast it into the pit. Be Gone oppressor this child is covered by the blood of Jesus. By the authority of Christ I deliver you, go and sin no more.
I say you let him cave your skull in with a cynderblock while you are fucking. It makes your body spasm, like a chicken does when you crush its head in with two bricks...
my mind is slowly being made corrupt and im liking it. atm there is a little distance between us so i had my first encounter of the joys of webcam and i must say it went v well. started off with him requesting wot i shud wear, pointing out to him that his favourite panties were with him, he continued by putting them on his head. but it ended up with large objects being inserted, many positions performed, just as about to climax i lost connection! the joys of dial up meant i cudnt log back on. thanx for the suggestions, dropping a cleveland steamer on his chest i can try but letting him cave my skull in with a cynderblock shud be something that he shud do spare of the moment maybe he will read and take note. but i require things which i can do to him spontaneously, possibly involving sharp instruments or possibly with my pet cat, are those things which may tickle his fancy?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: what do you look like cunt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll wager she/he is 20+ stone, lives alone (apart from his/her 6 cats) works for the DHSS, has bad personal hygiene and rampant acne, only reads Steven King novels and has Pizza Hut on speed-dial. Yeah, that'll be about right.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote no that is my life ambition... but instead im a just a girl being led astray by my corrupt boyfriend, being introduced to bongs, buckets, pills, home made porn and a craving for large objects to be shoved up my arse. nun by day, slut by night, nearly at whore status but much more corruption required. as for for what i look like, my pic has already been on other posts
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by make me a dirty whore: as for for what i look like, my pic has already been on other posts<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and which posts would those be .?
ive been 'told' that i shudnt say who he is, so cant say what posts they were, im not really too sure what posts they were on anyway he just showed me wot pics he had put up in my absence
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: I take it you two made up, then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> JACKPOT WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
