In honor of the artist former known as IMC.....

Q - What's the difference between 10 dead kids and a Porsche?

A - Dwaine doesn't have a Porsche in his garage.


Q - What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

A - Dwaine is too fat to jump on a trampoline.


Q - What's the difference between a 6 year old and an onion?

A - Slicing onions makes Dwaine cry.


I feel dirty now.....

 

Q: What's bleeding, crying, and doesn't want to have sex anymore?

A: The 14 year old in Dwaine's trunk.

 

and my favorite of all time:

Q: How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?
A: you let Dwaine wipe his bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear..

 

There are 3 kinds of orgasms for women.

The positive: Oh yes, oh yes.

The Negative: Oh no, oh no.

And the fake orgasm: Oh Dan, Oh Dan.

 

That was worth a thread all to it's own.

 

what's the difference between a baby and a rock?

Dwaine can't have sex with a rock.

 

What's the difference between a baby's head and a pimple on Dwaine's back?

Dwaine can't pop a pimple on his back, much less with his teeth.

 

I desperately wish that I had not started this thread.


Barry

 

How else is that like your life, Baz?

 

What's 1ft long, blue and makes women cry.

Cot death.

 

Is that like SIDS?