In case you get bored calling them Terroists

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  1. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    Alphabet - Many names seem to use every letter of the alphabet.
    Camel Crunch - From the cereal "Captin Crunch" only the Arabian version
    Snake Charmer - Known to frequently "charm" Cobra snakes.
    Abba-Dabba - Used in the movie "Betrayed" by rural American hate group.
    Abdul - Common name.
    Afanigga - Afghanistanis
    Ahab - From the song "Ahab, the A-rab"
    Bomb Builder - Many terrorists nowadays are Arabs.
    Cab Nigger - Due to high number or Arab cab drivers
    Camel Cowboy or Camel Jockey - From camels being a major form of transportation
    Camel Fucker - Refers to lonely Arab shepherds.
    Camel Jacker - This refers to the act of "stimulating" a camel by hand.
    Carpet Pilot - Reference to Aladdin and his magic flying carpet. Also: Carpet Jockey
    Cave Nigger - Osama Bin Laden reference
    Dees Right - Arab people always ask "Is dees right, Is dees right?"
    Demi-nigger - Somewhat lighter skin tone than Blacks.
    DiaperHead - Same idea as Towel-head or Rag-head. In reference to turbans.
    Dune Coon - Comes from 'coon' (Blacks) of the 'dunes' (sand dunes) in the Middle East
    Dune Nigger - Same ideas as Doon Coon and Sand Nigger.
    Dusty Nuts - It comes from Arabs living in the desert.
    Ewok - Refers to Muslim religious headdress resembling that worn by the Star Wars characters, "Ewoks."
    Fez - They wear fezes, the little hats.
    Firecracker - They blow themselves up.
    Gimmie - 7-11 workers, "gimmie" a dollar
    Grenade - They blow themselves up.
    Habibi - Translates in Arabic to "Beloved". Technically a term of affection but still sounds funny.
    Hucka-lucka - Derived from the sound of them speaking (as heard by a dumb American).
    Hurammi - It's the spanish word for describing someone as a pig with many wives. Very insulting seeing as though arabs don't like swine.
    Jig-Abdul - Mid-East version of 'Jigaboo'
    Jihadi - Mosslems in India have been branded after Jihad.
    Land Torpedo - Car bombers.
    Landya - Actually means 'cut cocks' because of the rite of circumcising followed by Muslims.
    Lefty - Thieves in the Arab countries get their hand chopped off.
    Muhammad - Common name.
    Muzzie - A lot of Arabs are Muslims. Muslim, Muzzie.
    Ocnod - A bastardization of Achnad, a common Arab name.
    OPEC - The Organization of Petrolium Exporting Countries
    Osama - Obvious
    Pube Face - They have pubes on their chins
    Pull-Start - Reference to pulling their turbans off their heads.
    Q-Tip Head - Turbans
    Racoon - Dark around the eyes
    Rag-head - Referring to turbans, a Muslim headdress. Also: Towel-head.
    Roach-Rancher - Their apartments often have roaches, which they are forbidden to kill.
    Rock-Chucker - They don't have guns so they throw rocks
    Rug Pilot - Same as Carpet Pilot
    Rug-Rider - See: Rug Pilot.
    Sand Flea - Parasitic sand dwellers.
    Sand Moolie Arabs Same idea as Sand Nigger, only with Moolie.
    Sand Nigger - They look like blacks and they live in deserts, hence the name.
    Shit Hand - Refers to the Arab custom of wiping one's butt with the left hand, rather than toilet paper.
    Snigger - Short for Sand Nigger
    Sun Goblin - Small, ulgly, vicious creatures of a sunny land
    Towel-head - Referring to turbans, a Muslim headdress. Also: Rag-head.
     
  2. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    The Not-so-smart-bomb/Semtex overcoat = Suicide bomber
     
  3. Yummy

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  4. silverspawn

    silverspawn New Member

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    don't forget "Jawas"
     

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