Toast always lands butter-side down. Cats always land on their feet. Tomorrow I will see what happens when I strap toast butter-side up onto a cat's back and drop it.
hey now I had a friend who was dyslexic, He got really depressed about it. He tried to kill himself even, He jumped behind a bus.
This is the kind of humour, like "Fonzie", that deserves attribution. This site credits the gag to Steven Wright. This site credits it to someone called Jan Chojnacki, then takes the thought to its illogical conclusion.
It was a semi-tribute to Grim, but I really am going to try it, with my friend's cat from the roof of her house.
Please ! Someone ! Take this unadulterated humor, and prostitute its virginity at the altars of television and movies. We could all need a good laugh !