Every day of my stupid fucking life I have some sort of ailment. I was biten by a tick the other day. Now I have Lyme Disease. I should have never made fun of that stupid ugly bitch off of "The Real World". Karma sucks. Actually, I don't believe in karma, so maybe I have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever? The birds shit all over my car. My vison is getting worse. Maybe I put my hand in it (bird shit) then rubbed by eye? Now I have some bacterial infection in my eye causing me to go blind! That's what I get for being a vain person. I'd rather be deaf than blind. Oh great, I just jinxed myself! No, no, no... I'm just being paranoid... right? I need to quit smoking. My lungs hurt like hell. My back hurts too, but I'm pretty sure it's just renal failure. I think I'm anemic, or maybe it's just the beginning of cancer? Any tips on quitting smoking? Nevermind, my head is staring to hurt. I'll just let this aneurysm kill me.
Oh how the humor flows. I wish it came that easily for me. Unfortunatly it doesnt so expect nothing from me. Ticks, cancer, sore back, going blind, sounds to me like it's all in ur head. id have that checked out first. By the way nauseous are you an entertainer?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Now I have Lyme Disease<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> does that turn you into an uptight prick, who squeals about winning wars and world cups all the time??
you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times.. Nauseous you are quite attractive (I think you know that) and all these Ailments are Psychosematic. Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I lied. I really do have an Opinion: ... sounds to me like it's all in ur head. id have that checked out first. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aren't all brain aneurysms in your head? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I lied. I really do have an Opinion: By the way nauseous are you an entertainer?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!?!? What do you mean by that? You think I'm neurotic don't you?... DON'T YOU?!? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by PimpDaddyhasleftthebuilding: does that turn you into an uptight prick, who squeals about winning wars and world cups all the time??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. I don't think it's an insult, so I won't get defensive. All I can do is sit here and feel stupid because I didn't get your joke. Are you referring to a Limey? An English person? Derived from the habit, on long journeys, of supplying lime juice to English sailors as a preventative against scurvy? Is that what you're talking about? God! I'm so fucking stupid. I should just... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times... Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Remember the time I tried to tell you my suicide plan? And you wouldn't listen? I was crying for help, IMC! You could have listened... You could have helped... You could have had sex with my corpse... But no! You said that you weren't interested. Now you want to be serious? You want to sit there and tell me that I'm a hypochondriac? You want to give me advice? HELL NO!! I won't have it! Go back to being mean. You scare me when you start that heart-to-heart shit. [ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. I don't think it's an insult, so I won't get defensive. All I can do is sit here and feel stupid because I didn't get your joke. Are you referring to a Limey? An English person? Derived from the habit, on long journeys, of supplying lime juice to English sailors as a preventative against scurvy? Is that what you're talking about? God! I'm so fucking stupid. I should just...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no it wasn't an insult.. it was a joke.. and you got it.. you aren't stupid... but now you've gone and got me interested now.. what suicide plan??... does it involve hoses & buckets & lengths of rope & pullies & razor wire loops? or any small furry burrowing rodents with a bloodlust?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: no it wasn't an insult.. it was a joke.. and you got it.. you aren't stupid... but now you've gone and got me interested now.. what suicide plan??... does it involve hoses & buckets & lengths of rope & pullies & razor wire loops? or any small furry burrowing rodents with a bloodlust?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's nothing that elaborate. I have a few scenerios planned. I'm not at liberty to discuss them freely in the forum. I trusted IMC and he let me down. I'll never forget the pain I felt that night. I still carry it with me. I'm holding back the tears now... See, if I went through with one of them, my body would not be found for some time. IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral! I even starting wearing my seat-belt again just in case I'm lucky enough to get into a fatal car accident. I don't want to take the chance of my head getting all fucked up going through the windshield. My chances of an open casket funeral are shot to hell then. Anyway, I can tell you about three of them. I just can't tell you the one, because... well... just because. I'll just say it involves an old abandoned catholic school, some marble, and a 357. Hanging myself on a bridge was one idea. It would have to be one that was traveled a lot. Preferably over a body of water, so all the boaters going by could see me hanging. That might fuck up my neck a good bit and the possibility of having to wear something high-collared in my casket (I just hate wearing anything high-collared) kinda sways me from that one. The other one is waiting until recess at a local school, (I'd have to find the most populated school of course) and just blowing my chest out right there in front of all of the children. I want to leave a lasting impression on today's youth. Well, basically I want to fuck up as many young minds as I can. I just love the thought of tramatizing hundreds of little kids. That way, I'd live on after I died. In the nightmares of the little children and in the anger-filled hearts of the parents. I also thought of offing myself in the middle of a traffic jam. Getting out of my car, jumping up on the hood, shouting a few obsenities, and blowing a huge hole through my heart. I'd definitely make the papers, I'd fuck all kinds of people up, I'd live on in nightmares, (kinda like Freddy Kruger) and best of all, I'd have an open casket funeral! I know my luck. I'll end up dying in a fire. I won't burn completely. The firefighters will find my mostly charred remains... and I'll end up having a closed casket funeral!
Figures. I should have spell-checked my words. I got caught up in the moment, I guess. Did I ever claim to be an excellent speller? No...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I got caught up in the moment.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh.. the MOMENT... when the showreel of moments that make up our life comes to an abrupt halt, and our reality fades into nothingness and reveals our true natures... thinking about that moment CAN make you a bit dyslexic on the old spelling front
HEY NAUSEOUS! dont worry about the tick. i get bit by ticks all the time and fleas too. i sleep with my pups and if you sleep with a dog, you're gonna get fleas or ticks. i havent gotten sick from it either and i have been bit several times. you know that if you smoke regularly or stare at a computer screen for a while or drive for a while, it can have an affect on your eyesight.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: if you sleep with a dog, you're gonna get fleas or ticks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh.. i thought you got manpuppies...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: It's nothing that elaborate. I have a few scenerios planned. I'm not at liberty to discuss them freely in the forum. I trusted IMC and he let me down. I'll never forget the pain I felt that night. I still carry it with me. I'm holding back the tears now. See, if I went through with one of them, my body would not be found for some time. IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> TSK!!!Is THAT what he said???He said he'd notify the authorities???TSK!!! I somehow think he was more keen to try out a little biology experiment with you...he seemed unusually excited when i showed him THIS pic...saying "I gots me a new girlfriend" [ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: oh.. i thought you got manpuppies...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NO! not manpuppies. puppy puppies - AJ and Stinkie...
Puppies! Back to the nasty pic that Tori posted...(I ain't goin' out like that, I hope) IMC wouldn't listen therefore, he couldn't help. I sure as hell don't want to end up looking like that. I was thinking something more "Brentwood". [ May 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: ...IMC could have told the authorities and they could have recovered me in time to have an open casket funeral. I really want an open casket funeral! I even starting wearing my seat-belt again just in case I'm lucky enough to get into a fatal car accident. I don't want to take the chance of my head getting all fucked up going through the windshield. My chances of an open casket funeral are shot to hell then. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't be silly,Nauseous-I'm sure you'll look just fine!!!i know what you mean,though,about looking your best for the big day!!!I hope this helps get everything looking just right! http://www.webcaskets.com/wc_productSearch.asp?ptype=CA http://www.popedickson.com/page5.html
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so are those his 'come to bed eyes' then?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: see if im ever serious with you again ... *IMC INSTALLS SUPER ASSLHOLE PROGRAM VER 2.14*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> did you download the patch?? ICQ me.. i got it, and a loada plug-ins
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: you know, sometimes I have to be serious, now seems like one of those times.. Nauseous you are quite attractive (I think you know that) and all these Ailments are Psychosematic. Just calm down, don't be afraid of everything, and have fun. thats all that matters.. Well I could go on and say more but Ive said enough<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what has happened to the kiddie killing animal torturing lost soul we've grown accustomed too?? its almost like yove had to endure rehab friends help you move house - real friends help you mve bodies
