I'm on VACATION!

Yes I got the entire week off. Best part I don't have to go any where. I can stay my ass at home and really relax!

But I was thinking of going to a spa for a day. I've never been to any of them in town and the packages aren't too bad. I think the highest one I saw was 120 bucks and that includes a Massage and the whole 9 yards.

Think I should go for it?

 

I think you should make your own mind up on issues like what to do on your holidays and where to have lunch, free from any distraction or interference by members of the fuglyforums.

i.e. Stop posting this shit.

 

I'm making conversation. You do have that in the Prison Colony don't you?

 

Yes, but the ones we have "down here" are usually entertaining and/or interesting.

 

Well the hopes of this thread was too see if anyone has been to a spa and if it's worth a day.

But yes chester lets not dig up any of your I'm going to be gone on vacation threads you have made..... :roll:

 

Ok then, let's not.

 

Glad we came to an understanding. Have they buried Irwin yet?

 

Yes, private ceremony yesterday on the grounds of his zoo. They turned down the offer of a state funeral, which I think was a damn good idea. Nothing worse than an image of our prime minister looking sombre to put you off your breakfast.

 

I really was sad about that, as crazy as the fucker was I did enjoy him on his show. Then to hear Custo's grandson speak of him on the trip and the doctor the guy wasn't a phony like most anyone on TV anymore.

 

Sure, but here's an alternative perspective. From an (ex) Aussie, no less.

 

I am going to wait to hear what Australia's Julian McMahon has to say on the subject.

 

Im just curious how you humiliate an animal. Did he poop on one of them. Or say, "Hey look at that little fellah's tiny little wankah", "If mine was that small I would be like "Crikey" Im killing myself"

Just curious.

 

That's the first thing I saw in your post. I was excited for a moment. I dare hoped, for a just minute. . . I pictured you wife walking in, finding you on the ground and your brains on the fucking wall.

You goddamn tease.

 

You should definitely go for the spa. You should get a sturdy female masseuse with a professional attitude. That way you dont have to worry about extramarital temptations or wether he is gay and after your ass.

 

Well Im glad your dislexia isnt acting up, retard. Why would I kill myself? If I was that unhappy, I would kill the person making me unhappy. See how easy that is?

 

im on a kinda permanant vacation just call me steve tyler,don't work deal its a hell of a lot more lucrative and fullfilling.

 

Arent there like child labor laws that keep you from working?

 

That Sarah must be some masseuse, but if she just let her hair down and utilized those full fat lips ass opposed to doing the neo-nazi ( not so negro ) lip-dance, she would be a tempation not many men could resist. Not many could resist. Its a matter of physics.