I'M IN LOVE (WITH A DEAD DOG) When I first met you, I knew I loved you Now that one + one is two I don't want to cum inside of you Now I kiss your lips Now I mount your hips Now I read your mind Your slimey hind- sublime! I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling I race unto the plague I'll bring you a big coat of butter to slick your dead dick way I'm in love with a dead dog... Paw in fist we stalk through the rutabaga garden We've been to the clinic, we know our love is clean We walk together, but fill up separately We share a cheese ball, we just do it all The butter so bitter, the shitter Well it gapes vacantly The higher the litter, the shitter Has justly righted three... (the death of pookie) You begin to bore me, with your breath like rubber You scream 'don't stop' I hope you don't pop I'm in love, with a shove Meaty glove
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly: my arse smells like dead cats and dogs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i'm jealous
jealousey is the root of evil, not be jealous just admire me and my slender or you'll become a pig dog and tossed in to hell
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally muttered by Shit Fly: my arse smells like dead cats and dogs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm not sure whether that's a complaint or a boast. If it's turning off your turd-burgling butt-buddies, then switch back to dildos.
what the fuck is wrong with fucking kitana? nothing is wrong with fucking kitana! kitana is an internet thing! you cannot fuck kitana! now, if u r talking about fucking kitana, the chik on the other end of the net...guess u guys dont want a tight virgin babe with long curly hair and size 36C boobs... FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: ...guess u guys dont want a tight virgin babe with long curly hair and size 36C boobs... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm always up for a girl like that. But until and unless you verify graphically that this in any way describes you, you're as pathetic as all the other online poseurs AS mentioned. Meanwhile, just put away your checkbook - you're hopelessly overdrawn at the Bank of Credibility with me.
Kitana is exactly what you might imagine from that description she just gave you...a tender,sweet,delicately virginal lipped chiquita...
I dont understand why you guys all say shit about kitana when 1/2 of you have admitted your ugly fat slobs yourselves. And your supposedly all sick and demented so i would guess all you guys would fuck anything that has a pussy. Lay off of her and stop being such dickheads.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImOneSexXyBitch: I dont understand why you guys all say shit about kitana when 1/2 of you have admitted your ugly fat slobs yourselves. And your supposedly all sick and demented so i would guess all you guys would fuck anything that has a pussy. Lay off of her and stop being such dickheads.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you were slaming her worse than anyone else.. your a fucking retard
I got over it fuckface..I figured its kinda pointless to rip on her when she hasnt done shit to me. IM OBVIOUSLY not gonna like everything that people have to say. THIS IS FOR YOU SOCIOPATH: LOSE 10 LBS IN 3 DAYS... THREE DAY DIET 1st day breakfast 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice dry toast 2 table spoons of peanut butter lunch 1/2 cup of tuna 1 slice toast 1 glass coffee or tea dinner 2 slices of meat 1 cup string beans 1 cup beets 1 cup vanilla ice cream 1 apple 2nd day breakfast 1 egg 1 slice dry toast 1/2 banana lunch 1 cup cottage cheese 5 saltine crackers dinner 2 hot dogs 1 cup broccoli 1 cup carrots 1/2 banana 1/2 vanilla ice cream 3rd day breakfast 5 saltine crackers 1 slice cheese (1 oz) 1 apple lunch 1 boiled egg 1 slice dry toast dinner 1 cup tuna 1 cup beets 1 cup cauliflower 1/2 cantaloupe 1/2 cup of vanilla ice cream See look how fucking nice I am. Ive given you my secret diet to lose 10lbs so you can look slim at our wedding
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuckability Personified: oh ok.. but only because you asked so nicely... retarded cunt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I LOVE YOU TOO
wow how original... Yeah Im fat.. but at least Im not a lair.. or hiding *lol* you must be really mutated or something..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath: wow how original... Yeah Im fat.. but at least Im not a lair.. or hiding *lol* you must be really mutated or something..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Im not gonna go back and forth fighting..I dont see how im hiding? or how im a liar? but you seem to THINK you know everything about me.
Hey I don't know everything, but I do know when I see a cowardly bullshit artist squirming.. Delt with those kinds of assholes my entire life. you act just like one. thats not an argument. Just a statement of fact
