I'm going to the joint to see the fucking convict tomorrow..

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by I HATE NAGGERS, Feb 3, 2001.

  1. I HATE NAGGERS

    I HATE NAGGERS New Member

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    His mother called and begged me to go. I'm going to stand on one side of the glass and laugh my ass off...tell him about the 8 ball he missed out on...oops..2 of them...I'm getting another tonight...
    And I am taking him gifts...a bar of soap and a tube of Anal-Eze..he'll like that, the fucking loser....

    Oh and you can send him gay porn at:


    Inmate Z-13
    Johnston County Jail
    2nd Street
    Smithfield, NC 27577
     
  2. I_got_new_socks

    I_got_new_socks New Member

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    PLEASE find out if he is the cell block bitch yet, and send him a big Fuck you from me

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  3. I_got_new_socks

    I_got_new_socks New Member

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    Oh, an thanx for the address...I think we should all send him a Valentine card, with pretty little harts on them....that would be sweet!


    all jokes aside...tell him I said best of luck!

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  4. Clydie Scope

    Clydie Scope New Member

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    The Valentines card thing would be a great idea sock...but with our postal service the way it is...it probably wouldn't arrive until Christmas.

    IHN - Could you ask IMC to pass on some of his wonderful words of wisdom for Holtz & Drag queen.

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  5. -po0p

    -po0p New Member

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    im gonna send him a book on how not to get raped in the ass by a fat hairy guy named bubba and a few valentines




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  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    At least they've got good barbecue in Smithfeild.Not that he'll be getting any, but it's the thought that counts...
     

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