My GF is out of the country right now, and I am catching up on some much needed drinking, but I am also bored out of my skull, this is whats keeping me company Any one care to tell me to fuck off or say hi, IM my bored ass at AOL/AIM Schmed187 or MSN zaphod187@hotmail.com Or if you don't have either of those then go die you behind the times sons of bitches. Oh and Ulfur, PM your addy and what not.....perhaps I should revive the drink off thread.....
the only one of you fucks that has stepped forward is Pimp , and i already talked to his ass anyways, you fucks!!!
Last I time I checked when your girlfriend or wife is out of the country it means your legally single.
........and your chick checks the internet to see what the fuck you are doing..........nice smoke screen I'm sure she's buying it. Seriously though she is pretty hot. Maybe it's better not to jeopardize that shit considering your physical deforimities and other assorted ailments.
But seriously, the highest quality person I know and a good friend of mine doesn't mind hooking up with another girl when he goes on research conferences and so forth away from his wife. Who the fuck will know? If it's completely undetectable and there is no way it will ever get back. It's probably a good thing. Makes you stop loooking around as much if you get a break from the same old same old.
Yes it's a pumpkin candle, yes it's a fucking bowl, and she dosnt even know about this site (as far as I know) and no i don't fucking "cheat" while my other is away. In fact I feel pretty strongly about it, so fuck off. I am so fucking hungover right now, there is no booze left in that bottle (but there is an allmost full glass sitting in front of my computer) and I think I need to dry out for like month.
Schmed types with slurred speech when he is drunk. Quite a feat. Sorry I missed the party last night Schmed. Hope your head stops hurting before Monday. Barry
I've been nursing a cold, so there was no way in friggin hell I was gonna drink. You need vitamin B12 and lots of water Schmed! I'm with you on the cheating thing. My guess is the friend Dan mentioned wouldn't feel good if he found out that when he's gone on the confrences his wife is hooking up for some no-strings-attatched sex. Though, it would hilarious.
We had out of town guests. I had to go out and eat copious amounts of seafood as a bonding and entertainment ritual. Drank three O'Douls straight from the bottle in your honor though. Barry
