Due to the less-than-enthusiastic response to my call-to-puss thread, and the fact that the phone never rang, I suppose it's time for me to put away all the porn mags, flavored lubricants, unused prophylactics, whips, chains, handcuffs, French ticklers, & penis pumps... and get the place all nice and tidy for Nauseous' return... I'll just have to tell her that I've been a good boy the whole time she was gone (neglecting to mention the trip to the heavy petting zoo)... That's right, Naussy... Rev's home and waitin', cock in hand. Hope you're not too tired from your trip...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Due to the less-than-enthusiastic response to my call-to-puss thread, and the fact that the phone never rang, I suppose it's time for me to put away all the porn mags, flavored lubricants, unused prophylactics, whips, chains, handcuffs, French ticklers, & penis pumps... and get the place all nice and tidy for Nauseous' return... I'll just have to tell her that I've been a good boy the whole time she was gone (neglecting to mention the trip to the heavy petting zoo)... That's right, Naussy... Rev's home and waitin', cock in hand. Hope you're not too tired from your trip...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you not have a nice bottle or vase you could smash over her head when she walks through the door before you slam her face up against the wall and start pumping her from behind.I think Pukey would really appreciate something like that.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: is it detachable??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only once...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: It might be - see #8<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or alternatively,Kitana:It might be - see #10[/B][/QUOTE] (disposable penis?)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: or alternatively,Kitana:It might be - see #10<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (disposable penis?)[/B][/QUOTE] LMAO
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: It might be - see #8<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, Lomo! just dont misplace or lose it
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Due to the less-than-enthusiastic response to my call-to-puss thread, and the fact that the phone never rang, I suppose it's time for me to put away all the porn mags, flavored lubricants, unused prophylactics, whips, chains, handcuffs, French ticklers, & penis pumps... and get the place all nice and tidy for Nauseous' return... I'll just have to tell her that I've been a good boy the whole time she was gone (neglecting to mention the trip to the heavy petting zoo)... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *turns green* It's okay... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Says the man... That's right, Naussy... Rev's home and waitin', cock in hand. Hope you're not too tired from your trip...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, Bible Retreat 2001 does take a lot out of ya. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Nursey's helpful hint #412 Do you not have a nice bottle or vase you could smash over her head when she walks through the door before you slam her face up against the wall and start pumping her from behind.I think Pukey would really appreciate something like that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually, he opted to use the nail-pulling side of a hammer... We ran out of most of our glassware weeks ago.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Well, Bible Retreat 2001 does take a lot out of ya. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jesus freaks!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Well, Bible Retreat 2001 does take a lot out of ya <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll bet it does. All that pent up energy just waiting to be released by some sultry, seductive Delilah. Why didn't the Rev go with you? I thaught he was aquitted on the BR'99 incident. They're not still going on about that are they?
