I'm being stalked!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Sep 21, 2001.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That fuckin' bitch Cleo is emailing me now. It's bad enough I have to hear her voice when I'm drifting off to sleep.

    "I'm so very happy I am able to contact you.
    My name is Cleo, and I am a Master Tarot Psychic. I had an exciting dream last night that could affect the rest of your life!

    I was so moved by the dream, that I shared this with my psychic associates. With this knowledge our prediction powers have been heightened. I am asking you to call immediately and, if I am not available, you must speak to one of my gifted Tarot readers who will know how to use this knowledge to immediately change your future. It could be that exciting.
    Please call right now"

    SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!


     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    on a slightly humorus note, I know someone who used to hang out with MS. Cleo.. They have pics to prove it. She is not from Jamacia, she is from Greenville South Carolina
     
  3. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Sand Niggers:
    She is not from Jamacia, she is from Greenville South Carolina<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's incredible. Are you sure? But her accent sounds so genuine.
     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    What I want to know is, if she and the rest of her psychic friends were for real, why the hell don't they call you?
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Miss Cleo must die.
     
  6. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    That fuckin' bitch Cleo is emailing me now...
    SHE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Ugh, I just got one too. With all the psychic premonitions that bitch gets in her sleep, where does she find the time to do her infomercials?
     
  7. i_dont_wank

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    when i visited NY a month ago i saw her advert on the telly... and i have to say americans can be really sad fucks... you would never find anything that tackey in england... or anywhere else in the world.

    And whats worse are the dicks that phone in and then write on forums that SHE is stalking THEM... what fucking retards
     
  8. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>The latest absurdity out of the mouth of i_dont_think_much:
    ...americans can be really sad fucks... you would never find anything that tacky in england...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  9. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    come on then fucker... give it too me... what is as tacky in england.......................................................................im waiting...............and i will wait till you find a valid tacky thing about england... not including me... i know what you were thinking
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    bingo at the seaside, blackpool, 'postcard london', "sun, sand, sea and sangria in the summer", babycham, essex
     
  11. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Page Three Girls is the first thing that occurred, quickly followed by the royals.

    I'll leave the rest to my more familiar and informed Brit cohort.
     
  12. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    hey cool... you included essex... thats where i am from... what a coincedence!
     
  13. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    hey cool... you included essex... thats where i am from... what a coincedence!
    im still not convinced...
    in england we can see naked people on the telly
    after 9... sometimes before we can have swear words on including CUNT
     

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