im back

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by sparky69, Oct 6, 2001.

  1. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    im back you fuckers
    how have u all been
    has this place gotten any better since i did not leave
    i never went any where
    i just wanted to screw with you people

     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    oh wow!!.. and i thought you really went to south africa... and when you posted mid-week... i was convinced you were in a cyber-cafe ...

    sparky you are so cool
     
  3. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    Oh, how you tie us all in knots with your cunning wit and humor .................... `night then.
     
  4. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    *Shakes head in bewilderment*

    Is he for real? Maybe we should send Sparky to go play with the Trollops...
    Let The Pet[/] out to play, so to speak...
    That's sure to confuse the hell out of 'em!

    ( Danm! There's that we again! )
     
  5. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    i'm sorry
    the reason that i could not come here was not that i was in south africa but i was on a trip across the country. i had a laptop with me so i could get on the internet. and the part about the rave was true but you have to admit that was pretty good. but i am sorry. from what i can gather nothing really happened on here while i was gone but i got laid again did any of you get laid while i was gone and did not share it with the world. well if this is you i am sending you a personal invitation to share your good news with the world in very great detail
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I got laid this week, allow me to give you all the juicy details...

    There I was... sitting at my computer, minding my own business, when I looked over... There she was! Giving me a coy look that just reaked of raw sexuality and desire... What was I to do? I returned the look, and noticed something else, as she came closer... freshly shaved!

    She was firmly holding my computer mouse, and I managed to pry the mouse away from her... She reached down into my pants and pulled out my member with such brute force that I could only sit back and let her do her work... After liberating me of my pants, she worked her magic all the way up and down my shaft...

    It didn't take her long, either... Within moments, I was dribbling semen all over her, and I had to rush to the bathroom to help her wash off...

    Uh-oh... she's giving me that look again... I just might have to stop typing for a moment...
     
  7. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky:
    i'm sorry
    the reason that i could not come here was not that i was in south africa but i was on a trip across the country. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Well, that sucks...I was meaning to ask you if blacks from Africa were hung any different than the blacks in D.C.
     
  8. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    no idea i dont know how blacks are hung in africa nor do i know how blacks are hung in new york
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    who asked about blacks in new york?
     
  10. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    sorry i meant blacks in d.c.
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    so how are the blacks hung in new york?
     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
    so how are the blacks hung in new york?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Usually from a sturdy tree, with a tight rope.
     
  13. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Usually from a sturdy tree, with a tight rope.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Touche.
     
  14. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
    so how are the blacks hung in new york?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i told you i dont know
     
  15. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    i know...
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    your boyfriend is Knee-grow? that explains ALOT. No white guy would want you huh?
     
  17. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    isnt there a country song called "a white girl and a nigger?" yeah i think i remember hearing something like that. it talks about how the white girl is such a whore that she would fuck a nigger. it is not very flatering to niggers
     

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