did you know... I park in handycapped spaces, while handycapped people make handycapped faces. bet ya didnt know that
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank: did you know... I park in handycapped spaces, while handycapped people make handycapped faces. bet ya didnt know that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that was alkot funnier when Dennis Leary did it on his no cure for cancer album, you unorignal shit smear... You are a fucking oxygen theif... You know that? Do the world a favor and kill yourself..
What, did you expect i_dont_think to come up with anything even minimally amusing or clever without plagiarizing?
ok oh wise masters of the forums, tell me this.. why is lemonade made with artificial lemons and washing up liquid made with real lemon juice?
you know, I have wondered that myself once or twice... I also had a debate over why they put the fruit on the bottom of a cup of yougurt. I found out the reason why eventually. If you fucksticks care I will tell you
Sounds like the setup to a punchline ("It's because they put the fruit in FIRST, ya dummy"), but I'll bite. I don't really care, but I feel compelled to postulate now : is it because that watery, rancid-smelling seepage from the yogurt that inevitably collects at the top would either spoil the fruit and/or be visually unappealing if mixed with same?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too: you know, I have wondered that myself once or twice... I also had a debate over why they put the fruit on the bottom of a cup of yougurt. I found out the reason why eventually. If you fucksticks care I will tell you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll bite... curiosity is getting the best of me...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank: i was just checking if anyone knew how sang it thats all... sorry... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "How sang it?"
Jeebus, Rev - don't encourage her And while on such trivial head-scratchers: why don't the number of hotdog buns in the usual bag match up to the number of hotdogs in the usual shrinkpack? Or has the Wonder Bread Co. et al rectified that since I last paid attention? ....And what's with the "Lather - Rinse - Repeat" instructions on any bottle of shampoo? That one's a multiple stumper: 1) Is there really anyone out there who's smart enough to recognize the need to wash their hair but too stupid to figure out how to go about it? {wait...yeah, at least ONE example of such a moron occurs - and I suspect you don't need me to tell you who I'm thinking of} 2) With all the wonderful, modern advances in technology, why don't they formulate the shit so that it washes thoroughly the first time without needing to repeat? 3) If the answer to #1 is affirmative, what keeps those dolts from emptying a whole bottle during one shower? {"Lather, rinse, repeat...duh, OK - lather, rinse, repeat...duh, alright - lather, rinse...."}
Well, the "repeat" part is thrown in so that you use more shampoo than you need, and therefore have to go out and buy more; A sales booster. OH MY GOD! Another cog in the conspiracy!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: the "repeat" part is...Another cog in the conspiracy!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for voicing that shared suspicion. But gullibly accepting the obvious profit motive on the manufacturer's part plays right into the clever hands of those really behind the manufacturers Pimp, you got any intel on this one?
It all makes sense.... The Illuminati wear dreadlocks, and are assimilating us.....so the "repeat" trick is just reverse psychology to make us use less shampoo, thereby making the possibility of oversized knots existing on our scalps more evident. All of those pro-Mumia Rage listeners who smoke pot and talk capitalist hypocrisy really ARE out to destroy us! Johnny Rotten hits the mark again: "Never trust a hippie."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: All of those pro-Mumia Rage listeners who smoke pot and talk capitalist hypocrisy really ARE out to destroy us!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If so, Zack should have paid more attention to elocution. I can't follow most of what he sputters anyway - nor do I try much based on the few snippets of gratuitous radical aggro-babble I could decipher. Too bad they just broke up - their grinds were most tasty. Yep, Zack is a shining example of a Mexican who made good (probably because he's only half Mexican). I suspect that, now that he's got celeb-alt-rocker cred, he'll pull a Bono & start sticking his nose into do-goody politics or some such degeneracy.
opps silly me... like you never make a typo... man you are one pedantic faggot so who has everyone been?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank: opps silly me... like you never make a typo... man you are one pedantic faggot so who has everyone been? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually, I never make tyops. The Reverend is infallible. Go wank yourself.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank: i wank enough already i dont need you telling me when to do it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What a stunning grasp of the obvious.
