jordan and peter andre go for a shag in the jungle. jordan asks peter, is that johnny rotten. pete says i hope not its the only one ive got.
i was walking along the beach the other day and i seen 3 rock pools, i said to myself 'well,well,well'!
Fuck off. I like a good joke but that is shite!!!! Now if her tits explded and she choked on all the silicone ... now that would be funny!!!!
It is not a british thing you twat, it is a wank joke. Not funny at all, so don't involve the rest of the UK in your assumption. The only thing that would improve that programme is ebola.
Two sharks swimming in the Irish sea and one says to the other"come on i'm fed up of mackerel, lets swim up to Morcambe for a chinese"
Dick head, have a look at the "Shipman" thread, you'll see the same joke posted like only 24 hours ago! Dont you read anybody elses jokes! God I thought I was a newbie scum :lol:
fraid i didn't!! Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."
...KIN EL! sorreee! i only meant it was british as in its a british tv show, but fair nuff it was a wank joke!
