im 1/4 jewish!!!!

Not to mention I have standards. Beginning with being female.

 

Your Female? Sorry I didn't know. . but it still wont fit up your arse

 

Wow, set myself up for that one. I need to proof read better.

 

Don't know why I spotted it . . musst be the hangover. .

 

I always wondered if girls dig choads, strech that snappy nappy dugout a bit...

 

You can always try by sticking your fist up there . . no warnings, just a little run up . .You'll be hearing screams of enjoyment in no time :wink:

 

I knew you Dutch were kinky bastards.

 

Nah. .thats just me .. and only on the net ofcourse, in real life I can even give you a footrub without demanding head afterwards ..

 

I'm suprised you even make it that far.

 

You're a premature ejaculator?

 

I can't quote Dave Chappel exactly but he has a bit on that.


Premature? Says who? We just have different goals, sexually!