im 1/4 jewish!!!!

i had a kidney transplant 2 years ago and they gave me a kidney that belonged to a jew... fukin assholes

 

Don't worry, you will always be 100% kike to all of us

 

How'd you find out, cravings for bagles ?

 

......

 

I know . .comic brilliance. .

 

that was pretty good spooon. I actually chuckled at that, but just a little. How does a kidney constitute 1/4 of you though?

 

Consume massive amounts of alcohol . .or was that the liver ?..

 

That would be the liver. I think Mickey Mantle was 1/4 liver when he died. The other 3/4 was cancer though, so it all balances out.

 

So that is what that oblong thing sticking out of my stomach is . .

 

If I had to guess I would think you were actually talking about your penis.

 

No. . thats more cylindric. .

 

Bullshit, you have a chode.

 

a what ?

 

American slang. A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

 

Ahh right. . but it can still be cylindrical 8)

 

I would think in the case of a chode it would look more like a big top circus tent. But I could be wrong. It might just look like a wide mushroom.

 

well, there is some fungus down there..

 

enough with the innuendos you two just need to fuck each other

 

Yeah!


Me and Smiles will stay here and jack off.

 

Can't .. it appears my chode is to wide for his arse ..

shame really ..