I'll eat anything when pissed

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  1. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    Look what I've just eaten... ......I bet it looks just the same in about 10 hours time when it reappears.

    [ August 18, 2002: Message edited by: theonlylivingboy ]
     
  2. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    aint that the same for all of us??
     
  3. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    aint that the same for all of us??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think they put stuff in your lager, gotta have a kebab dust or something. Anyone ever ate one sober?
     
  4. tommy710

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    here must be some truth to that stymie cos when im pissed if you had a piece of shit id want half,now fuck off back to your hole you newbie scumbag dicklicking freak.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    here must be some truth to that stymie cos when im pissed if you had a piece of shit id want half,now fuck off back to your hole you newbie scumbag dicklicking freak.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why don`t you try re-typing that so people can understand it ya thick fuck
     
  6. tommy710

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    im sorry stymie let me start again......SUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAG WE DONT WANNA KNOW NOW FUCK OFF.....is that better dude sorry for any misunderstanding.
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    Do our American brethren have the equivalent of the artery clogging, saturday night belly filler that is the Kebab?

    Mind you judging by the stairmaster-shy flabby arses jubbling around the UK at the moment I think I've answered my own question...

    So what the fuck is a Taco Bell?
     
  8. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    im sorry stymie let me start again......SUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAG WE DONT WANNA KNOW NOW FUCK OFF.....is that better dude sorry for any misunderstanding.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If you dont wanna know then DONT READ you fuckwit. Fucks sake, hope you got a refund from charm school. Btw is your keyboard fucked? A tip, lean back a little when you`re browsing the kiddie porn/bestiality/scat sites, drooling all over your keys will fuck them up. Ya cunt.
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Anyone ever ate one sober?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i have.. quite a few times.. but never a doner.. not even when shitfaced.. i like my kebab meat on skewers, freshly cooked
     
  10. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    Look what I've just eaten... ......I bet it looks just the same in about 10 hours time when it reappears.

    [ August 18, 2002: Message edited by: theonlylivingboy ]
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    For fucks sake, I am on Belgiums finest no 12 right now, with a shitload more in the fridge. I could murder one right now, troube is nearest is a 1 mile drive away.

    Having said that, my car is automatic, does the D stand for drunk?
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    yes, only use the "D" setting in the car when you are REALLY drunk...

    P.S. Taco bell is a mexican version of Mcdonalds..
     
  12. tommy710

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    no problem with that stymie i got one of those covers that you can wipe free of drool and spunk saved myself a fucking fortune in keyboards private messages me and we'll swap pics i have a cracker of me shagging nextdoors german shepard at 3.00am with my black mask on and its head in a bag.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
    yes, only use the "D" setting in the car when you are REALLY drunk...

    P.S. Taco bell is a mexican version of Mcdonalds..
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    does kitana work there?????
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    does kitana work there?????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kitana works in the morgue in Corpus Christi, there she fufills her innermost erotic desires with the dead bodies.
     
  15. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Kitana works in the morgue in Corpus Christi, there she fufills her innermost erotic desires with the dead bodies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    cool when i die i want my body sending there.
     
  16. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Anyone ever ate one sober?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I once fell asleep in an armchair with one in my lap (shitfaced, watching TV) when I woke up a few hours later, it was covered in a layer of white crusty fat. Anyway, a couple of minutes in the microwave and it was fuckin delicious!
     
  17. kat

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:


    P.S. Taco bell is a mexican version of Mcdonalds..
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    fuck Taco bell has to be the dirtiest food ive ever seen.... Their Ground "Beef", looks like what I would think to be really ground CAT...
    Anybody willing grind up a cat and post the pics for comparison??? I think theyll show that Taco bell really isnt ground beef....
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    kitana hasn't been posting here for a while... funnily enough she last posted just before that kiddie porn ring got busted
     
  19. Tojo Burbage

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    Oooh, the plot thickens, I smell intrigue.

    Could be anusol though.
     
  20. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    kitana hasn't been posting here for a while... funnily enough she last posted just before that kiddie porn ring got busted<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    how come kit got nabbed and you got away pimp or did you turn your old mexican freind in to cover your ass??
     

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