If your sad and lonely.

Why not spend hours on ICQ and meet the person of your dreams.
Thats if your a sad no life fucker likes these
icq weddings

 

"We have never been happier! We have 2 computers online, in the SAME room and we STILL chat with each other on ICQ sitting back to back. THANK YOU ICQ!!!!!"

 

Oddly enough, I have friend named Kevin who met his wife over ICQ. She moved from Michigan to be with him and a little more than a year later they were married. She has a little one on the way now.

 

I bet your mate Kevin was a close friend with some of these fine products as well

 

Or maybe he prefered.

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Not really. Kevin use to get all kinds of pussy. Not as much as me... but a lot none the less. After he hooked up with Lisa he just stopped Pimpin. Was a shame to lose my wing-man like that....

 

i met my husband online 2 years ago but it wasnt on icq. we met thru a voice chat program and after 6 months of chatting i moved to New York to be with him. in 6 more months we were married. I have never been so in love with someone and we are very happy. I know this post is making fun of people who meet online, so if you wanna laugh at me i dont care. i am very happy with my hubby.

 

Well guess who the fuck I met online... and i have never had such STEELY COCK before in my LIFE!!!!!!!

 

oh.. i thought you thought it was more silky...

 

SILKY STEELY cock,i said!

 

i love your cunt too, cunt

 

BTW...i wasn't sad or lonely...and definitely not looking for a mate.I just came to this fucked up shithole,and now look at us!We're the anti-prom king and queen from ~hell~

 

i wasn't sad or lonely either.. i was "stolen" ... *snigger*

 

Why the FUCK are we telling this lot anything????

 

...and whatever happened to that girl 'Wank*'???

 

...did UT kill her by viciously breaking her heart!!?!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Why the FUCK are we telling this lot anything???? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey,I already knew that.

 

Well you'd be one of the few who would get invited to the

 

JESUS!!! ...Me and Pimp could do with doing less E in the lead up to the big day.