If you were Moses about to part the Red Sea what would you say?

Would you bust out a classic line like, "By the power of Grey Skull I command thee part...now!" or would you say something lame like, "Scuse me... coming through." ?

What would you say?

 

I would say, "Hey Smurf, up off your knees quick before you drown."

 

So something lame for Barry. Anyone have anything better? Or maybe Barry would care to try again?

 

I would look back at the people and go. Don't think this sea shit is going to save your ass. God forgot to give me a map we might be here for awhile.

 

Thus I spake to the people of Egypt, "While I now control the Red Tide, one day Tommy Tuberville shall do the same."

 

"ALL HAIR GALACTUS!"

 

That should either be "All hail Galactus" or "Arr Hair Garactus."

You decide which one is better, racist.

 

Abraham was an asian?

 

Keep it up and I'll plumb your sewage grinder into your drinking water supply.