If you like your Beer mean,,,

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    ...and your women keen, then here is my personal favourite top 10 Real Ales available in the UK. If our American cousins (or Australian) amongst us ever come across any of these in their local 7-11 I suggest you try 'em they are delicious. And they work spectacularly well!

    And in no particular order...

    1. Theakston's Old Peculiar
    2. Bateman's XXXB
    3. Brakspear Old Ale
    4. Fullers London pride
    5. Greene King Abbott Ale
    6. Marstons Pedigree
    7. Shepherd Neame Bishops Finger
    8. Devon Ales Thick Black
    9. Shepherds Neame Spitfire
    10. Smile's Maiden Leg Over

    Think you can do better or contribute?...bring it on beyotches!
     
  2. tommy710

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    Well dubya me old mate call me a boring sad manc cunt(which im sure you will)but im quite happy with a few cans of carling or stella.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Nothing wrong with Stella, Carling however is camel piss, however if it tickles your tastebuds it tickles your tastebuds...

    You boring sad manc cunt.
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    threshers?.. they're fucking expensive.. when i lived darn sarf i went to the shop across the road and bought stella for 89p a can...

    i am currently drinking grolsch 'cos it's on special... 8 cans for £5.80
     
  5. stymie

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    The no1 on your list is loopy juice and no mistake dubya, don't need so many of them to be able to have a civil conversation with the wife. My local Safeways has an offer on still: £1.99 for a 4 pack of grolsch. Thought I'd fill the boot up with the stuff the other day, the bitch on the checkout looked at me as if I was a pisshead! The cheeky cunt.
     
  6. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Oh and yes carling is piss.
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    My local Safeways has an offer on still: £1.99 for a 4 pack of grolsch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no safeway near me.. just a walmart assnad
     
  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    assnad/asda
     
  9. stymie

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    Have one on me pimp

     
  10. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Samichlaus...
    Franziskaner....
    La Trappe Quadrupel..(in 75 cl bottles).

    Give me any of those (in large quanities), and I am a fucking happy man for the evening.
     
  11. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    ...and your women keen, then here is my personal favourite top 10 Real Ales available in the UK. If our American cousins (or Australian) amongst us ever come across any of these in their local 7-11 I suggest you try 'em they are delicious. And they work spectacularly well!

    And in no particular order...

    1. Theakston's Old Peculiar
    2. Bateman's XXXB
    3. Brakspear Old Ale
    4. Fullers London pride
    5. Greene King Abbott Ale
    6. Marstons Pedigree
    7. Shepherd Neame Bishops Finger
    8. Devon Ales Thick Black
    9. Shepherds Neame Spitfire
    10. Smile's Maiden Leg Over

    Think you can do better or contribute?...bring it on beyotches!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i stock em all on mix'n'match... 4 bottles for £5 should be the same offer in all threshers
     
  12. Lomotil

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    I'm hocked up on some Paulander Oktoberfest and a steady supply of Olde English 800 right now (cheap, but effective...)

    Personal favorites include: Guinness, Lowenbrau Dark, Spaten Munchen, Warsteiner (and Dark), Shiner Bock, and Bitburger...
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Also, "Arrogant Bastard Ale" is a good one...
     
  14. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Awesome beer and it's just beginning to make it's way into the UK, I first drank it in Germany about 12 years ago and it's fantastic stuff... good call!
     
  15. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    Awesome beer and it's just beginning to make it's way into the UK, I first drank it in Germany about 12 years ago and it's fantastic stuff... good call!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    There are a couple of places around here where I can get it in a mini-keg. It's another good one to drink during the summer.
     
  16. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    How many pints (litres) to the keg and how much does it cost?...questions, questions...
     
  17. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    Carling however is camel piss..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    .. and fosters ! eurgh
     
  18. Tojo Burbage

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    Damn, we've only got a Victoria Wine and an Oddbins...and they're both shit.
     
  19. Tojo Burbage

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    I think, and Psycho Bob might be able to put me right on this, that Fosters and Carling are both owned by InterBrew so blame them for that crap they palm off as beer.... however remember Skol? that was fucking diabolical.

    Is that still made?
     
  20. Disorder

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    i'm not sure about fosters, but one of us could check.

    skol, aye, they sell that where i work. used to get pissed on those, and the old carlsberg special brew, down the park when i was a lad.

    top favs of mine include

    san miguel
    grolsch
    becks
    stella (but not from a tin, as it tastes like.. uhh.. tin)
    carlsberg export
    caffreys (mmmm)
     

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