If you had a Time Machine what would you do with it?

The training department at work asked me to film a new employee orientation and make a video so that each department doesnt have to come in and do their dog and pony show. So here I am filming this woman, who is a department head, making a lot more money than me, and she says, "we try to be very pacific in our logging" she was speaking of logging samples. Then she gets a question from a new maintenance employee, she answers, "I dont know the pecuilars of your job..."

And this crack whore makes more money than me, WTF? AA is such bullshit.

 

If I had a time machine, I go into the future to see if smurf's right.

 

* I'd

 

Hey Phatboy, you live in Georgia, correct?

 

Yep.

 

Wellllll, i did refuse your grubby, unappetising bait on several occasions when you came seeking me out in cold sober, preferring a far higher quality counterrance to my mind. But you were determined, and eventually got your way! But are you happy, you miserable fucking swine? No. Despite having your psychic body smacked (in a suitabley undignified manner) off half the forum walls before being scooped off the floor to be raised high above my venerable, glistening probe... which then slowly impaled your squirming, smelly heap as it eased deep into your dark, inner sanctum...then tossed wildly like a little rag dolly around on the end of my steely, psychic cock, whilst excited onlookers jeered and goaded...you don't seem happy at all!? Here you are, a pitiful, whining cunt now reduced down to your last wretched square foot of false ground...whimpering to everybody about how it is you who was sought out and you who had wished to be left to your devices! Quite a transformation from the cocky, self-assured little piss stain who posted the initial ''Master baiting post'!

-THE END-

*Bows and catches bouquets from the audience* Thankyou! Thankyou all!

 

No bouquets from me, Nursey. It's been like watching a tank run over a kitten - entertaining, but a predictable outcome. :wink:

 

Chester its not really even worth it too me. She is sad. She puts to much effort into it for it to be funny. Thats the really sad part.

 

Phatboy, I think that explains the problem, you're living Georgia.

 

Oh good, he's finally accepted the futility of disputing the facts as outlined in the analogy (going instead for the '"that wasn't funny, you are nowhere near my level' approach) ...though there wasn't really any option when his last 'square foot' disintegrated below him.

 

Man Nursey, when you go for the kill you go for the kill. Vengeance is a dish best served cold, which you apparently enjoy serving on top of their bloody corpse.

 

But Diogenes, this is what he wanted.

 

If he wanted an enema would you volunteer to serve that up too. I think your vengeance is in large part for your own satisfaction. I see no altruism in your posts.

 

Well. I do see how it might appear like that, now that you mention it. But trust me, this is all for his own benefit. Of course, i do get to experience the sort of joy that perhaps Santa must feel as he brightens up all those small, chubby cheeked faces on Christmas morning! But it's nothing really, compared to the tearful, heartfelt *euphoria* Grim will currently be enjoying. :idea:

 

I see. It's kind of like curing someone of there depression by chopping off their head.

 

Or more accurately in this case, stomping on there testicles.

 

I never read your POSTS! You are not funny. If you think some fucking fat slab like you posting on the net is going to hurt me your dead wrong.

Its the fucking net get over it.

 

Well Grim, I'll give you one thing. You're the first I've seen to call Nursey 'fat.'

And she predicted what your argument was gonna be! Beautiful.

 

it's a damn good thing you pack that 12 inch cobra in your pants nur-seeeeee........ many a fugly yearn for your lovin

 

Somebody help me out here. Who is the fat slab?