If you are dumb enough to leave yourself logged in....

actually my 12 yr old son wrote the poem, not me, and I think it's pretty damn good, myself.

and sheep? can't see that..what if the relationship developed into something serious and they got married? woogathering would take on a whole new meaning. and I can see the conversations: "how do you feel honey?" "not baaaaaaad."

the town I live in has a cattle auction every wednesday. On warm tuesday nights sitting out on the porch I can hear the cattle lowing? (is that the right phrase? sounds right but maybe too biblical) hell, they're mooing.

 

:lol:

Door to door salesman to the little boy -
What do you mean your Mother can't come to the door because she is in bed with a sheep? Doesn't that bother you?

Replied the boy, "NAAAAAAAAAA."

Barry

 

Sometimes I want to dance on your head until my bare feet are the color of brain.

 

Was it something I said?

Barry

 

Naaaaaaaaaa!