If we taught an ape sign language and then taught it the Bible...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by smurfslappa, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    would it go to Heaven? I know some people say animals don't have souls. Just wondering.
     
  2. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Theres some threads i shouldn't answer but i just can't seem to stop myself
     
  3. chester grape

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    Assuming the answer to smurf's question is "yes", where does that leave the intellectually disabled who are unable to learn language skills? Soulless? Heavenless?
     
  4. ucicare

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    All dogs have souls.

    Not all souls have spirits.

    So, all dogs don't go to heaven.

    Or to hell for that matter.

    But you Smurf, have a soul intertwined with a spirit.

    So your destiny is still in the balance.

    Mine is not however.

    I have lived in hell for the last four years. According to the universal law of double jeopardy, it is not possible to go to hell twice.

    The torment peaked today when Alabama again found a way to lose to an inferior team on a last second field goal. Alabama Football. Now that is Hell.
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

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    And this my friends is why Man & God are flawed. If god created all we see. Then every living thing has a soul. Hence everything would go to heaven. As many religious people have said you need a soul in order to live.
     
  6. DrBungle

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    Yes, blessed are the damned...
     
  7. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
     
  8. phatboy

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    I think that is Barrys house, I recognized the alabama flag in the yard.
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

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    No, his trailer is chartreuse with coral trim.
     
  10. phatboy

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    Is it coral, or is that just the mildew/algae on the side?
     
  11. tommy710

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    What the hell????
    Thats my car.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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  13. phatboy

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    Just dont sit on his lap!!!!! :'(
     
  14. ucicare

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    Yards like that don't even raise an eyebrow here in the South. I never said I was proud.
     

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