If its not one thing, its another

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by kitana, Nov 8, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    I set everything up good on my comp, and then my electricity fucks up!
    I left my comp on downloading, with my nightlight on, and then i wake up, and its all dark. The rest of the house was working fine. The outlet where my comp was plugged into stopped working. Then we got it working again and then the whole house was blinking.
    we had to call the company electrical ppl. Turns out we needed a wire changed outside. Hope it doesnt mess up again.
     
  2. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Definately, me thinks you need a bloke. I bet you were raised by yer mother and granny, huh? Did they come with pathetic reasons why they no longer had men around like "We don't need them!", and "We're all the familly you need!"
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...yeah and momma and granneh keep a rifle under the bed that they share,just incase those 'darn,filthy beasts (men) come sniffin' round'.Kitana gets her own room providing she gets up early to feed the goats and chickens,and tidies the trailer before church on a sunday.
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    That was a low blow nursey...but then again, you are lower than the stuff under the toilet. Bitch.

    You will be on your knees and crying when i am done with you - in pain and fear, not pleasure and ecstasy, slut.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
    That was a low blow nursey...but then again, you are lower than the stuff under the toilet. Bitch.

    You will be on your knees and crying when i am done with you - in pain and fear, not pleasure and ecstasy, slut.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'M SORRY,KITANA!!!GOODNESS!That hit a nerve-didn't it!!!
    I really ought to bear in mind that my linguistic hypodermics can cause quite a sharp reflex defensive response in some specimens-but do not worry...luckily i had my trusty polythene apron on to protect me from that shower of watery faecal matter you just sprayed me with!
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
    That was a low blow nursey....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    so she was right then?

    sorry lomo but texans are fucked up
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    In some cultures, diarrhea is quite an elaborate cuisine...


    You just have to watch what you eat, y'kno...
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    sorry lomo but texans are fucked up<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey! I represent that remark!
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    no, my 'rents were married for 17 years, then divorced. i chose to go with mom, in her 2-bedroom house, but now, i am thinking about going to live with dad, in his 3 bedroom house.

    and my dad had a shotgun, but for hunting.
    mom is scared of guns, and grandma died when i was like a year old.
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Well no wonder you're so confused,Kitana!!!
    ...Seeing your mother share her bed with an old woman's corpse for 19 years must have left a bit of a blank spot in the area of your psyche responsible for the formulation of healthy human bonds!
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Nursey was not right and is full of shit and needs to have that wooden dildo removed from her ass ASAP or she will spontaneously combust.
     
  12. ssb

    ssb New Member

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    ummmmmm u said a BAD word
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
    Nursey was not right and is full of shit and needs to have that wooden dildo removed from her ass ASAP or she will spontaneously combust.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    fuck you slutcunt kitana.. nursey is my girlfriend and that means she's fucking always right... and if you think she isn't right that's because you haven't looked deep enough into your soul to notice the fucked up parts of yourself that makes her right!!!

    and she ain't got a wooden dildo.. it's my cock... and if it's my pissed off and fucked up cock that makes her pissed off and fucked up... (which it isn't... unlike disorder, she pisses you off on her own back.. she don't need to hide behind me :love: )

    THEN SO FUCKING BE IT
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    sorry to be the one to tell you this, pimp, but nursey prefers the wooden dildo over your 2 inch cock.

    my soul has wandered off again. if you run into it, plz return it or tell it to go home.

    thank you!
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
    sorry to be the one to tell you this, pimp, but nursey prefers the wooden dildo over your 2 inch cock.

    my soul has wandered off again. if you run into it, plz return it or tell it to go home.

    thank you!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    ...SORRY to have to ruin your fantasies about me again,Offalia,but i'm more than delighted every time i have Pimp's handsome ~6 inch banana shaped cock~ presented to me...so shan't be running along with you and your trailerhome-made double ended wooden dildo.
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    6 in?
    right, you're just saying that b/c you want his drugs. dumbass.
    dont roll your eyes at me, crack ho
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Offalia:
    6 in?
    right, you're just saying that b/c you want his drugs. dumbass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    ...I get his drugs whether i say that or not,he is my boyfriend after all.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    ...Don't assume that I am like the slime that you encounter on a daily basis every time you get out of bed,pass your momma as she is giving 'granneh's' putreficating corpse of 19 years its
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Fucking intonation came accross wrong...don't assume that I am like the slime that you encounter every time...etc.
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    no, nursey, i usually dont encounter slime here. Your are below slime, you are below trash and waste, you are...a dingleberry.
     
  20. ssb

    ssb New Member

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    Damn i thought she was a blueberry
     

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