If i, IMC...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, May 3, 2004.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Could grant you one demand, of your choice, what would it be? I feel quasi generous, so Ill try to help a brotha out
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    My one demand?

    That almost everybody dies a slow, and unbearably painful death.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Man I wish, I can't kill everyone, but I will set some homeless people on fire for you
     
  4. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    That a movie come out, with Adam Sandler falling in love with a lamp post, cheating on the lamp post with a toaster...then getting a cue-ball pregnant. And then, he get's thown in jail for raping a hockey puck and a candle holder, and get's conjugal visits with a milk shake.
    At the end of the movie, he meets up with Bill & Ted (from the "Excellent Advenure" movie) and finds out he was created to rule 3 planets and a moon by a parrot from mongolia.

    Bet the American public will eat that shit up.
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    the fucking pipes you promised me over a year ago cocknut
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    YEs more than likely, I mean shit Indepence day was one of the top grossing films of all time, I have yet to watch that move all the way through, It was fucking horrible in my opinion
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I havent been on the torch scince the raid, but I am going back soon... I promise, something extra special nice for you and nursey
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hmmm... I was thinking something grandiose, but upon reading the replies, I'd settle for a PM concerning 'said raid' - or a Baby Pacman video/pinball machine in mint condition delivered.

    Whichever is easier, of course...
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I stopped by Selma to see you and the shop was gone! WTF??? Ulfur filled me in on some of the details. Just what the fuck happened? It's not like YOU were doing anything illegal. Or at least... not getting caught at it.
     
  10. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Damned pigs see it differently....
    It's one of those "if we want to harass you for it, we can..." things.

    Oh, Dwaine, let me know if you can still make that one for me and Sister Darkness...as before, there is no hurry on it.
     

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