If I had a prostate

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by Nauseous, Mar 2, 2010.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    It would be acting up.
     
  2. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I would poke at it for ya....
     
  3. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

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    You're such a hypothetichondriac!
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    You know once a month women have hormones, see guys have hormones all the time. But once a month you would think some women were totally falling apart. :p
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

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    That's a good one.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    It was. I will admit it.
     
  7. Homewrecker

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    Don't take their shit, Pukarama. Tell them to lick nads.
     
  8. chumwad84

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    It's ON like TRON MUTHERFUCKER!! HWOOO-AAAAAAH.
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    He was hypothetically speaking, a play on words not an insult like hyper pathetic or something or something of that sort. ;)

    Now I was giving her a hard time. I tell my wife the same thing it pisses her off. Especially when I tell her the whole period think is just a crutch women use. :cool:
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I wish men could experience sore boobs, backache, bloating, bitchiness and painful menstrual cramps one time. Not ALL women get this (lucky whores) and some do use their period as an excuse to get out of things.

    Just an FYI to anyone... CVS sells a product called AZO that sells UTI test strips so you can test at home. Isn't that nifty? I'll buy some and do a review.

    http://www.azoproducts.com/products/azo_test_strips
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    if you want UTI strips.. I can send ya some.... and here is a little tip... cut them long ways in half... into 2... thats what we do ..double your stock.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Would those work for dogs? Heh. I always worry about their little bugs getting infected. One practically sits on the ground to pee and I feel like she's going to get an infection.
     
  13. ucicare

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    Freaking whatever Pukey. You really need to find something real to worry about. Like global warming.
     
  14. Nauseous

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    I don't worry about that stuff. I hope the world ends in 2012.
     
  15. GreenRanger

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    2012's just a conspiracy, if the world really does end, well i just wasted my whole life i school FML, but it really cant end after billions of years surviving natural catastrophes and may i say WITH living organisms! hmmmaa!
     
  16. Dilaudid Daisy

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    you two are such dykes.
     
  17. Nauseous

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    No, that would make us fags... no that would make me a man and her still a woman, so we would be straight. :confused:
     
  18. MAJ Havoc

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    I'll be your UTI strip if you let me keep one eye open.
     
  19. Homewrecker

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    You are such a weirdo.
     
  20. MAJ Havoc

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    And yet I don't speak vicariously through a Barbie doll alter ego, Sybil.
     

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