if anybody tells me turkeys can't fly

i shall tuck my mind away in it's quiet place, while my body sets about you earnestly with a length of 4x2... choke slams you to the ground.... flays your scalp and torso and liberally applies free running table salt... then finishes you off with a few steel toe caps in whatever form your genitalia take....

don't ask me why... but i have my reasons

 

Use kosher salt,it doesn't stick to your fingers.

 

it will be poured straight from the container... hence free running salt..

 

Oh yeah,well.....throw some pepper in there too damnit!

 

what the fuck does that hav 2 do with a turkey?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
what the fuck does that hav 2 do with a turkey?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

shut you fucking mouth you god dammed retard

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
i shall tuck my mind away in it's quiet place, while my body sets about you earnestly with a length of 4x2... choke slams you to the ground.... flays your scalp and torso and liberally applies free running table salt... then finishes you off with a few steel toe caps in whatever form your genitalia take....

don't ask me why... but i have my reasons <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

snigger...crossed my (great)mind too!

 

Domestic turkeys can't. Domestic turkeys are so dumb, that they have to keep them in a shelter, because when it rains, they look up at the sky and drown themselves.. Kinda reminds me of sparky...

 

beats IMC with a splintered length of 4x2... choke slams him to the ground.... rips the skin off his head and chest and rubs in salt... then takes a long run-up and launches a steel toe capped boot into killas heavily pierced groin.....

i know that.. but don't fucking tell me

 

!?

 

Erm... Sorry. It may just be me... But I cant see IMC just standing there taking that shit from a scrawny little ball sack like you.

If I had any money I would put it on MR C

 

it is just you and you haven't any money so shut the fuck up... anyway.. i'd apologise afterwards because he is a good friend.. but it's the principle

 

They can fly if you kick them hard
enough.

 

Or maybe you would prefer this one

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pixel rapist:
shut you fucking mouth you god dammed retard<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SHUT YOURS U FUCKING DICK SMACK

 

Umm..What was the penalty for asking "Why?" again?
Is this about Wank going for a plane ride?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
SHUT YOURS U FUCKING DICK SMACK <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
Umm..What was the penalty for asking "Why?" again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

there is no penalty for that... just no guarantee of an answer

 

I'm clueless on this thread man.

What's with the sudden obsession with flying turkeys?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splattery Goodness:
I'm clueless on this thread man.

What's with the sudden obsession with flying turkeys?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ask Nursey or IMC..