I won me a Green Card ma!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dubya 2.0, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    YEA DUBYA YOU HOG!!! ohh wait, so do I..can i bring her with Dub?? She dosnt take up much space and she cooks some mean Ka Pow...
     
  2. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    No, we share a house and a bedroom but it is strictly platonic.

    The only girlfriend I have right now is Mother Palm and 5 Daughters. Want to be my girlfriend then? You sound like you're interested...

    *licks eyebrows in anticipation*
     
  3. Dubya 2.0

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    No prob Schmedders, however it may mess up the 'sleeping' arrangements... as I only have 1 double bed, I suppose you can have the pull out sofa.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    your tongue can reach your eyebrows?
     
  5. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Thought that'd grab your attention...

    I can also breathe through my ears.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Wow. You're a little freak! :?
     
  7. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    'BIG' freak if you please... I didn't spend my teenage/adult/non-drug years playing rugby for nothing...
     
  8. ucicare

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    Is that a skill you can teach me? I can see therapeutic value in that.

    Barry
     
  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    which is why therapy may be good for you Barry. :lol:
     
  10. ucicare

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    Hey Rat, the best therapy I have every found is soaking my feet in blue water. Know anything about that? Lots of Blue Water around the retirement swamp called Florida.

    Barry
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Is Rugby supposed to mean something?
     
  12. ucicare

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    You're dang right it means something Vomit... I mean Nauseous.....

    It means Dubya has the painful joints, scars and missing teeth to prove that he is BOY dog, and not some limp wristed, lay on your back and pat me kennel cat.

    It takes MAN BALLS to compete in that sport.

    Brains are optional equipment, however.
     
  13. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    I have erythropoietic protoporphyria. I cant go to the beach or I will burst into flames and turn to ash.
     
  14. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    And superbly squashed ears.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    Wouldn't you already have bad teeth being from the UK?

    And if you want all of the above, I would be happy to take a baseball bat to your face and body, but I guess you would miss out on all of those MAN BALLS dangling around you.



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