I won me a Green Card ma!

I won a green card in that lottery banner (points up) woohoo is fucking me...Problem is I don't want to live in the States as you're all going to hell in a handcart.

I'll be floggig it on ebay to some sickly welfare-needy wetback just cos' I fuckin can!

So there.

 

So... what's one more?

 

Exactleeeeeee

 

It would hurt my feelings more if some limey bastard like you came over here.

Uh... no offense.

 

I need a good laugh,post the link to the eBAY auction when you do that

 

None taken. Would you cook me dinner?

 

Dubya you can come stay here in D.C. with me, we can hurl beer bottles at the White House nightly. (at this point it's all I got). OR you can give me the damn thing and let me come stay with you.

 

Debbie we dont want any more of your family members here, okay. No need to post it here, just tell a select few of us....

 

I saw that coming. :roll: youre too predictable rat.

 

Are you allowed to shoot athe Shite House with an air rifle, I've still got my old .22 somewhere with the anti-rodent pellets.

You can stay with me anytime mate, just bring dru*s.

Forget that I've got enough already.

 

word. it was too easy, i agree, but you set yourself up for it.

 

eh,I guess,you still get an A for effort though

 

I'm on my way, just have some birds in waiting, preferably asians. :wink:

 

Oooooooh! Funny you should say that... suffice to say that could be a 'arranged' however, there is a new girl who has just joined one of the local schools teaching staff. She is Hawaian.

Aloha.

*twizzles moustaches seductively a la Terry Thomas (google it!)*

 

:roll:

That makes her American, not Asian.

 

True, but I never meant it in that context, I meant it in the sense she's American and fookin' gorgeous. There's a chinese girl who works locally and I'm sure if Schmedders scrubs up well he might be in with a shout.

I was talking to her in the pub last night (the Hawaian vision) after several attempts to summon up the courage and have offered to cook her a meal, which she agreed to, but it won't be until the school Christmas break, which is about 10 days away...

If there is a Santa reading this... I HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY!

 

I assume naturally that you have the utmost respect for her mind and body, and wouldn't dream of filling her out like a Mcdonalds application, then proceeding to head down to the pub for amateur movie night with yer mates, stopping to get out the telestrator and giving a spirited play by play, blow by blow of your momment of triumph.


ummm errr...please post the name and address of your local pub for future reference.

 

Wow Checkmate, nicely put.

But let's face it, he is a guy. Do you even care about respect or her mind?

 

If by RESPECT you mean "savagley ravaging every orfice until she lay sobbing like a school girl that skinned her knee on the play ground" then yes I will have the utmost respect for her. If by MIND you mean "disregarding anything she has to say, and totally objectfying and making her committ acts that she will have to spend years of therapy recovering from" then it is a resounding yes.

Happy Hunting!

 

Umm... HI! Don't you have a girlfriend?