I will help with the betterment of Texas!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ross_perot, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    Well since Ofelia hasn't hacked herself off yet, I have planned to use my millions to help her in her suicide attempts, now just how this will be done is up for debate. Would anyone like to contribute in my plan to kill Ofelia? If so post how you want her to die.

    Danzy, don't shed any tears, Ofelia doesn't share your feelings of love so help the good guys kill the bad girl.

    And 1337, maybe u can have kitana contribute some ideas, since u r sooo tight.
     
  2. NiCo

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    I say purchase some very large and heavy letter K's and fucking drop them on her, starting from her feet and working your way up. Slowly of course.
     
  3. tommy710

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    as long as she is naked while doing it i dont really give a fuck how she kills herself i just wanna see her gash.
     
  4. aznad

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    LET DANZA LOVE HER TO DEATH!!!
     
  5. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AZNAD:
    LET DANZA LOVE HER TO DEATH!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Tony, you're on!!!!
     
  6. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    ross perot if you want to waste millions why don't you send them to me

    maybe the jealousy would push your ofelia over the edge
     
  7. aznad

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    MR. PEROTE, YOU ARE A GOOD MAN AND WOULD MAKE A DAMN FINE PRESIDENT.
     
  8. ross_perot

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    Thank you so much Tony, would you like to be vice president?
     
  9. 1337

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  10. aznad

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    ALGORE
     
  11. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    www.dakotacom.net/~bthomas/911-tribute.jpg<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    not gonna even look!! Plus I was already told what that site holds for the eyes
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Well since Ofelia hasn't hacked herself off yet, I have planned to use my millions to help her in her suicide attempts, now just how this will be done is up for debate. Would anyone like to contribute in my plan to kill Ofelia? If so post how you want her to die.

    Danzy, don't shed any tears, Ofelia doesn't share your feelings of love so help the good guys kill the bad girl.

    And 1337, maybe u can have kitana contribute some ideas, since u r sooo tight.
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    HEY ROSSY BOY! THAT'S MY FUCKING WIFE!

    No one kills my wife until I've fucked her and divorced her. She said she was coming to Maryland this winter. Maybe I can get her drunk and to the courthouse then.....
     
  13. aznad

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    WHAT IT IS? DANZ DID NOT LOOK EITHER.
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    HEY ROSSY BOY! THAT'S MY FUCKING WIFE!

    No one kills my wife until I've fucked her and divorced her. She said she was coming to Maryland this winter. Maybe I can get her drunk and to the courthouse then.....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But, Cheeze think of all the times ofelia has gotten your hopes up! All those times she said she would come see you or meet you and then you sit there and discover she will never show!! But if u must marry her and divorce her could it happen really really quick so I can have danza smother her with love and then have me carry out the will of the people?
     
  15. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AZNAD:
    WHAT IT IS? DANZ DID NOT LOOK EITHER.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Tony, you don't want to know, it is too hideous and grotesque for your tender eyes!!

    1337, uhh what are you doing looking up that shit? An interesting and productive use of time I must say.
     
  16. SoCal Shortman

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    Those crazy Texans, what will they think of next?
     

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