I was released out of mental institution today

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Baby Jesus, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. Baby Jesus

    Baby Jesus New Member

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    Yay, I finally got out this morning. I only spent 2 weeks inside this time. I spent only one week in isolation. Wasn't that bad... I even got laid with some skanky crazy chick. She was fucking wild in bed.

    Cops took me in after they said I was disturbin peace... I went to Victoria's Secret store and just tried to have some fun. These fucks said I was crazy and institutionalized me again.

    I don't think I'm crazy... I think the world around me is crazy and should be institutionalized instead!

    I've stopped taking meds immediately after I got out. I fucking hate them... they make me sick. I hope I don't kill anybody this time.
     
  2. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    No I think it should say something like this
    ... My mom caught me jaking off to porn on line, so I was grounded from the internet for 2 weeks
     
  3. Smokey McPot

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    I didn't know they put dudes and girls together.
     
  4. Tryme

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    Yeah, they do but strict rules about going into each others rooms and such. But there are usually places you can duck away without being caught. If fucking a crazy person is your thing.
     
  5. stymie

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    Are you talking from personal experience? Just wondering.
     
  6. tommy710

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    ive been in a pyscho ward too 'surprise surprise'they do mix the guys and gals(although im sure that this fukwit don't go outside the house)crap place but they give you some shithot drugs,better than anything you can rob from a chemist.
     
  7. Baby Jesus

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    I'm not fucking kidding! I already talked about my conditions on this board before (search). yes, I'm a bit of a nutcase.

    First week, while I was isolated, I was given Haldol (http://www.psyweb.com/Drughtm/halope.html ) injections every day (I think I was given once a day). That week went so fast, it was like I fell asleep and woke up a week after. When you're under Haldol, you're very sleepy and you don't know where you are and what's going on.

    The chick I fucked was 22 and she was a wacko. She thought that gov is after her. We fucked in a women's bathroom. We fucked 2 or 3 times or so... don't really know.
     
  8. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Aww, that's sweet. Maybe she'll have some fucked up schizo babies...
     
  9. Lomotil

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    I suggest buying the Tool album with 'Prison Sex' on it - I believe it's the 'Undertow' album, too.
     
  10. Tryme

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Are you talking from personal experience? Just wondering.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, but I wasn't interested in fucking anybody...there seemed to be a general lack of hygiene and ability to control things like drooling. There was a really sweet guy but he had tried to hang himself and I was grossed out by the rope burn on his neck.
     
  11. Lomotil

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    He probably just got 'violated' and wanted to end it all...
     
  12. Tryme

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    I don't remember his story but there were some people with fucked up lives there. A stripper who's girlfriend was in jail for trying to kill the stripper's baby's daddy (all she talked about was her infected clit ring). A woman who's teenage son and daughter had killer her 11 year old (or so she claimed, officially he had commited suicide). A preacher. A Walmart Greeter. This retarded chick who was getting electric shock therapy and all she did was sit in a chair and rock. This teenager who shaved her head so her parents wouldn't make her go to church so they had her commited.

    Heck, it was like a family reunion!
     

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