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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 7, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

    Or even worse, they get flipped around and stuck to your pubic hair!
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    You're supposed to have hair in your pubic area?!?
     
  2. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    You're supposed to have hair in your pubic area?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah. It seems so long ago... that was before the lung cancer...
     
  3. kitana

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    dont use nair, it doesnt work that well, wax the pubes off, its better
     
  4. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    dont use nair, it doesnt work that well, wax the pubes off, its better<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I've heard some baaaaaad Nair stories. I've always stayed away from that stinky depilatory.
     
  5. Celexa

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    dont use nair, it doesnt work that well, wax the pubes off, its better<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OUCH! thas gotta fucking hurt! you into pain??
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    YIKES!! this thread really went off topic
     
  7. Lomotil

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    I shaved once... I was in no way prepared for the severe itching that came afterwards... I thought my damn crabs came back at first!!
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    *shudders*
     
  9. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    I shaved once... I was in no way prepared for the severe itching that came afterwards... I thought my damn crabs came back at first!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I really enjoy crabs... Especially the claws.
    And lobster is fantastic!

    But what has shaving got to do with them? Is that how you catch'em? I always thought it was done using a piece of rancid meat attached to a basket.
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    I always thought it was done using a piece of rancid meat attached to a basket.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    rancid meat without pubes
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

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    Sorry typo! That should have been *basket-case.
     
  12. Celexa

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath:
    YIKES!! this thread really went off topic<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok ok.. *slaps hand* back to the topic.. where were we?

    brilliant genius that needs a vase to break to calm down
     
  13. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celexa:
    ok ok.. *slaps hand* back to the topic.. where were we?

    brilliant genius that needs a vase to break to calm down
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    That reminds me of this one time I was fishing off the Sea of Tranquility, when all of a sudden these goddamn martians started coming out of nowhere, and I had to string them all up on my line...
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    i hope you closed the door after them.... we don't want another outbreak of nothing
     
  15. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    That reminds me of this one time I was fishing off the Sea of Tranquility, when all of a sudden these goddamn martians started coming out of nowhere, and I had to string them all up on my line...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Did they make good bait?
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Did they make good bait?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You have no idea. It was like catching crabs from a ten-dollar hooker from that point on...
     

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