I was having a disscusion with my beautiful girlfriend this

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 7, 2001.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    She told me I have a brilliant mind, and she loves the way I think. I don't buy that, I think my problem is I don't think. Thats why i always get in trouble over dumb shit. Little things piss me off, and I get enraged. The only thing that calms me down is to break stuff, and hurt people. Luckly she has a uncanny knack for calming me down.

    Well thats enough of this rant, he died... why won't you?
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jul 7, 2001
    #1
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

    Messages:
    5,555
    u need to find different ways of getting your anger out. breaking stuff will get expensive, and you might end up hitting/hurting your chik or some other person.
    i suggest anger control management classes
     
    kitana, Jul 7, 2001
    #2
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    Calming, kinda like playing 'Grand Theft Auto' or 'Driver' right after getting harrassed by the cops... Therapeutic, I say.
     
    Lomotil, Jul 7, 2001
    #3
  4. Celexa

    Celexa New Member

    Messages:
    23
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath:
    She told me I have a brilliant mind, and she loves the way I think. I don't buy that, I think my problem is I don't think. Thats why i always get in trouble over dumb shit. Little things piss me off, and I get enraged. The only thing that calms me down is to break stuff, and hurt people. Luckly she has a uncanny knack for calming me down.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    all geniuses have been misunderstood
     
    Celexa, Jul 7, 2001
    #4
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celexa:

    all geniuses have been misunderstood
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nik quaaaat amu floo niq mooitch flarney!
     
    Lomotil, Jul 7, 2001
    #5
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    this is the only thing tha tcalms me down
    <img src ="http://www.balihaispersian.com/jodrawings/jammin_lg_blk.gif">
    I can wath him bust a move all day
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jul 7, 2001
    #6
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    That's just sick, man.
     
    Lomotil, Jul 7, 2001
    #7
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    I bet he dances well to Cannibal Corpse, though...
     
    Lomotil, Jul 7, 2001
    #8
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    oh yeah? Watch is brother do the "tick tock"
    <img src ="http://www.balihaispersian.com/jodrawings/ticktock2_lg_blk.gif">

    [ July 08, 2001: Message edited by: American Sociopath ]
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jul 7, 2001
    #9
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    That tick-tock looks like me after a day of marathon masturbation...
     
    Lomotil, Jul 7, 2001
    #10
  11. Celexa

    Celexa New Member

    Messages:
    23
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Nik quaaaat amu floo niq mooitch flarney!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    hahaha.... another genuis..
     
    Celexa, Jul 8, 2001
    #11
  12. fartsimpson

    fartsimpson New Member

    Messages:
    4
    hemlm
     
    fartsimpson, Jul 8, 2001
    #12
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    I was having a discussion with my handsome boyfriend this evening and his head fell off! Is that a bad sign?
     
    Nauseous, Jul 9, 2001
    #13
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I was having a discussion with my handsome boyfriend this evening and his head fell off! Is that a bad sign?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nooooo... Not at all! That's an excellent sign! It means you're available now! I can now try and seduce you with the sweet sounds of Ministry at ear-blowing levels and pictures of decapitated heads...

    Gwaaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaah...
     
    Lomotil, Jul 9, 2001
    #14
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Nooooo... Not at all! That's an excellent sign! It means you're available now! I can now try and seduce you with the sweet sounds of Ministry at ear-blowing levels and pictures of decapitated heads...

    Gwaaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaah...    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Wow, you sure know the way to this girl's heart! For a second there I thought I may have felt a slight rush of moisture... but I'm pretty sure that it was just another hotflash! Damn menopause!
     
    Nauseous, Jul 9, 2001
    #15
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    Messages:
    10,267
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

    Wow, you sure know the way to this girl's heart! For a second there I thought I may have felt a slight rush of moisture... but I'm pretty sure that it was just another hotflash! Damn menopause!    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hate when I get that moisture sensation... I've yet to find a size of 'Depends' that really fits well. They all keep sliding off...
     
    Lomotil, Jul 9, 2001
    #16
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    I hate when I get that moisture sensation... I've yet to find a size of 'Depends' that really fits well. They all keep sliding off... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Or even worse, they get flipped around and stuck to your pubic hair!
     
    Nauseous, Jul 9, 2001
    #17
  18. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886


    [ July 10, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
    Nauseous, Jul 9, 2001
    #18
  19. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    Sometimes I don't think these forums are smoker-friendly.

    And if you shave your pubic hair it helps a little, but the shit still hurts when it gets stuck.

    [ July 10, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
    Nauseous, Jul 9, 2001
    #19
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

    Messages:
    5,555
    unless u shave your pubes off
     
    kitana, Jul 9, 2001
    #20
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page