I WANT TO SLAP THIS FUCKING WHORE

so hard in the face that it uncrosses her eyes...

 

THAT'S YOMAMA!!!!

 

*sighs* yes unfortunatly, thats my mother... see why I am soo full of hate?

 

the sad thing is, i can easily believe you

 

Sounds like another "Mutant people I've met on Yahoo or MSN" thread....................

 

IMC: That's your mom?
she looks...normal

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
THAT'S YOMAMA!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the hell can I say? I am a monkey-faced sorority sister who diets a bit too much in real life.

I should have made that a full-body shot; then you could have seen my bloated starving Somalian belly.

 

The only problem is, I only like women, so I am stuck wearing this strap-on 24-7...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by U. E. [formerly MoFo]:
What the hell can I say? I am a monkey-faced sorority sister who diets a bit too much in real life.

I should have made that a full-body shot; then you could have seen my bloated starving Somalian belly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

whut? u r IMC's mommy???