I want to give you all

one of these, but I can't so here's a picture.

 

I want to give you:



And this. I don't want to leave the other end out.

 

I was hoping for a blowjob. been two weeks, im backed up

 

if you are backed up after 2 weeks.... I know some mutha fuckahs that gonna explode... Dont worry, I will not name any names.

If I could give everyone here a gift... I would give them ....... all a free neutering.

 

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a bunny

 

Took me a few seconds to see it. Is it laying in the grass? Where are it's legs? Oh, I know. That's a bunny from China.

 

The bottom of it's feet are showing. We had a rabbit once but one day when I was driving with the rooftop down and I dropped my smoke, the rabbit leaped out of the car. Damn rabbits.

 

I fucked Dad Heart in the back of their rabbit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhJ5tv7LIrI

 

For the ladies...



Your Windsong stays on my mind

 

I have no clue what that smells like but I can only imagine that it's not good.

I have a horrible impulse to spray cheap cologne on people at Walmart.... whomever I am with usually grabs a bottle to ward me off.

 

those pumpkin cookies look good. Are they from Kroger? We don't have them up here.

 

Little Debbie makes them.

 

damn pukey, up a little late tonight?